Steve Poltz - Happier hour

^EI'm not so bad once you get to know me ^Eonce you get down on your knees and blow me ^AI'm from Missouri, you should show me ^Ewater me, you could grow me ^B7don't you ever snow me or I'll hunt you d^Eown

^EI'm a walking happy hour ^EI'm a happier than a happy hour ^AI'm a happier hour ^EOh yeah ^B7I am pretty sweet but I am mostly sour ^E

^EI'd be pleased to meet you anywhere ^Eanywhere where eagles dare ^AI could be a strike or be a spare ^EFully clothed or underwear ^B7You can pound on me like a gypsy snare ^E

^EThe sky is blue and then its black ^EI can stretch my dick below my sack ^AYou could call me Steve you could call me ^EJack ^B7If you soak your teeth in coke they will turn b^Elack

^EI'm crispy like a tator tot ^Emy nose is stuffed up full of snot ^Amy heaters on I'm running hot ^Efor you I'm just an after thought ^B7If I give you cash perhaps you could be b^Eought

^EIt's Christmas time for you and me ^Elets curl up underneath the tree ^AI'll tie you by the TV ^EI stole from Walmart, it was free ^B7If the cops come knocking act that your a^Esleep

^EYou could be yourself in my double wide ^EYou don't everr have to hide ^AThe only food I eat is fried ^EI watched Brokeback Mountain then I cried ^B7I feel at home with you when I'm ins^Eide ....you

^EI smoke Newport, you smoke Cool ^EHoneynut Cheerios is my only rule ^ALike Omar on the Wire, I'm no ^Efool ^B7Did I ever tell you I wrote a hit with ^EJewel

^EI was truly meant for you and ^Eyou were truly meant for me ^Alets go camping by the sea ^Eyou can climb my flagpole golly gee ^B7We go together just like poop and pee^E

^EI break the yolks make a smily face ^Ewith my PJs on I'm so out of place ^AI'm a visitor from ^Eouterspace ^B7you can rub your DNA apon my fac^Ee

^EI clip my toenails by the sink ^Ewell you just sip that pretty drink ^AIgnore the brown trod it doth stink ^Ewith the casing on the sausage link ^B7we were made for one another don't yo^Eu think

^N.C.Come to San Diego town ^N.C.We got re-fried beans so golden brown ^N.C.We kicked out all the mimes and clowns ^EEveryone smiles and no one frowns ^B7We got extra verbs and lots of vowels and^E nouns

^EI'm not so bad once you get to know me ^Eonce you get down on your knees and blow me ^AI'm from Missouri, you should show me ^Ewater me, you could grow me ^B7don't you ever snow me or I'll hunt you d^Eown

^E I'll hunt you down ^E I'll hunt you down ^E I'll hunt you down