Steve Poltz - Fistfight at a vegan brunch

^GI was driving through Tempe, hungry for some tempeh ^Glooking for some vegan ^Dfare^{Dsus2 D G}When I found me some seitan, in the distance I heard Satan ^Amusic being cranked though the a^Dir ^{Dsus2 D} When^C along came a girl to^G brighten up my world ^Gshe started some trouble at the C^Do-op^{Dsus2 D} I^C'm a happy hippy, I'd^G rather just say yippy but her ^Dboyfriend was as violent as a ^Cmeat-^Cmaj7/B eat - ^Am7 ing ^Gcop

^CFistfight at a^G vegan brunch my^C nose was bleeding from a ^Dyoga punch ^Cit would have been safer staying ^Ghome for lunch than to ^Deat a knuckle sandwich at the ^Cve-^D/F#gan ^Gbrunch

^GShe put torfurky on her pita, said her name was Rita ^Gshe was flirting by the carrot ginger p^Die ^{Dsus2 D G}and I grabbed some asian-fusion salad, sang her a sweet loving ballad and her b^Aoyfriend rammed his nose-ring in my e^Dye ^{Dsus2 D} I said ^Cwait a minute brother, I ^Gain't looking for no other ^Gyou spilled tahini in my hemp-craft b^Deer ^{Dsus2 D} t^Che punches started flying, in s^Goy-yogurt I was lying when he ^Dkicked me with his s^Charp ^Cmaj7/Bshoes i^Am7n my ^Gear

^CFistfight at a^G vegan brunch my^C nose was bleeding from a ^Dyoga punch ^Cit would have been safer staying ^Ghome for lunch than to ^Deat a knuckle sandwich at the ^Cve-^D/F#gan ^Gbrunch

^BbOm mani ^Gpadme hum ^BbOm mani ^Gpadme hum ^BbOm ^COm mani ^Gpadme hum ^BbOm mani ^Gpadme hum ^BbOm mani ^Gpadme hum ^BbOm ^COm mani ^Gpadme hum

^GWell I went to a meditation, just to get some inspiration ^Gafter I got stitches in my he^Dad ^{Dsus2 D G}I chanted words of Peace and Love, the birds were chipping high above I sta^Arted to release all of my dre^Dad ^{Dsus2 D} A prett^Cy lady said to me, m^Gay I share your herbal tea ^Gour hearts can join as one in jubilat^Dion ^{Dsus2 D} O^Ch no my lady can't you see, I t^Ghink I have P.T.S.D. I don't ^Dneed a fight to break out at a^C Bud-^Cmaj7/Bdist m^Am7edi - t^Gation

^CFistfight at a^G vegan brunch my^C nose was bleeding from a ^Dyoga punch ^Cit would have been safer staying ^Ghome for lunch than to ^Deat a knuckle sandwich at the ^Cve-^D/F#gan ^Gbrunch

Next tim^De I'll just stay home and eat ^Cgrapes ^D/F#for l^Gunch G#maj13 G G#maj13 G