Steve Goodman - Somebody elses troubles

^CYesterday I went downtown and saw an ^Fold-time picture show ^CAnd the hero got a pie in the f^Amace ^CHe didn't like that and he ^Fstormed around the screen ^CBut everybody else was laughin' in that ^C7place

That's cause it ain't ^Fhard to get along with s^Comebody else's troubles And they don't make you^F lose any sleep at n^Cight ^AmJust as long as fate is out there bustin' ^Csomebody else's bubbles ^FEverything's gonna be ^Calright ^FAnd everything's gonna be ^Calright

^CTell me, did you ever have to pay for so^Fmething that you didn't do? ^CAnd did you ever figure out the reason ^Amwhy? ^CAnd when the doctor says this is gonna hurt me a lot ^Fmore than this hurts you ^CDid you ever figure out that that's ^C7a lie?

He knows it ain't too h^Fard to get along with^C somebody else's troubles And they^F don't make you lose any sleep at ^Cnight ^AmJust as long as fate is out there bustin' ^Csomebody else's bubbles ^FEverything is gonna be ^Calright ^FAnd everything will be ^Calright

^CAnd I saw the boss come a-walkin' down ^Falong that factory line ^CHe said, "We all have to tighten up our^Am belts." ^CBut he didn't look any thinner than he did a^F year ago ^CAnd I wonder just how hungry that ^C7man felt

But he knows it ai^Fn't too hard to get along with s^Comebody else's troubles And they don'^Ft make you lose any sleep at ^Cnight ^AmJust as long as fate is out there bustin' ^Csomebody' else's bubbles ^FEverything is gonna be ^Calright ^FAnd everything is gonna ^Cbe alright

^CAnd I asked that undertaker what it ^Ftook to make him laugh ^CWhen all he ever saw is people c^Amryin' ^CFirst he hands me a bunch of flowers that he'd ^Freceived on my behalf ^CSaid, "Steve, business just gets better ^C7all the time."

And it ain't too ^Fhard to get along with^C somebody else's troubles And they don't make you ^Flose any sleep at n^Cight ^AmJust as long as fate is out there bustin' ^Csomebody else's bubbles ^FEverything is gonna be ^Calright ^FAnd everything is gonna^C be alright