Steve Goodman - Eight ball blues

Well I w^Gish I had some m^Demories that I'd k^Geep inside my tr^Dunk ^CI wish I had a ni^Eckel for e^Amvery b^A7eer I've dr^Dunk And I w^Gish I had me a sa^Diling ship that'd t^Gake me over the se^Da ^CI wish I could ta^E7lk you into co^Amming ^A7home with ^Dme

^CIs this the part where ^EI came in Well, I've h^Ameard this s^Eong bef^Amore ^CHad a couple too many but I th^Eink I can f^A7ind the d^Door And I ^Gdo not know your na^Dme my friend But I've ^Cseen that face befo^Gre Well I ^Gsaw it i^Dn the Jai^Cl House And I^G saw it i^Dn the wa^Cr And I sa^Gw it ^Din my ^Cmirror A c^Emouple of times before

^GI wish I was the Ca^Dndyman Sw^Geet as I could b^De ^CIn every town the l^Eadies hang 'round Just to ^Amget a ta^A7ste of m^De ^GI wish I was an opry^D star, or ^Ghad me a ^DPhD ^CI wish I had the co^E7mmon sense to be sa^Amtisfie^A7d with ^Dme

^CIs this the part where ^EI came in Well, I've h^Ameard this s^Eong bef^Amore ^CHad a couple too many but I th^Eink I can f^A7ind the d^Door And I ^Gdo not know your na^Dme my friend But I've ^Cseen that face befo^Gre Well I ^Gsaw it i^Dn the Jai^Cl House And I^G saw it i^Dn the wa^Cr And I sa^Gw it ^Din my ^Cmirror A c^Emouple of times before

I wi^Gsh I had a magic po^Dcket, that'd k^Geep all my money ^Din ^CI wish I knew a g^Eood excuse for a^Amll of my m^A7ortal si^Dns Well they s^Gay to know the b^Dest in life, you^G gotta know the w^Dorst ^CI wish that I had be^Een the clown, who th^Amought up t^A7hat one fir^Dst

^CIs this the part where ^EI came in Well, I've h^Ameard this s^Eong bef^Amore ^CHad a couple too many but I th^Eink I can f^A7ind the d^Door And I ^Gdo not know your na^Dme my friend But I've ^Cseen that face befo^Gre Well I ^Gsaw it i^Dn the Jai^Cl House And I^G saw it i^Dn the wa^Cr And I sa^Gw it ^Din my ^Cmirror A c^Emouple of times before

I s^Gaw it ^Din the Ja^Cil House It was o^Gn the post o^Dffice d^Coor And I s^Gaw it i^Dn my ^Cmirror A co^Emuple of times before Good People I s^Gaw it i^Dn the j^Cail house I sa^Gw it i^Dn the w^Car Lord I s^Gaw it i^Dn the m^Cirror ... Fade out