Tuning: G C E A

VERSE

^F#I'm not what you think I am ^EI'm the king of ^BSiam ^B ^Bb ^A ^BI've got a bald head ^F#My name is Yul Brynner ^EAnd I a^Bm a famous movie star ^F#Perhaps you saw me in Westworld I ^Eacted like a^B ro^Bbot^Bbic c^Aowboy ^BIt was my best role ^F#I can not deny I ^EFelt right home deep inside B(7th fret) That electronic carcass

CHORUS (all chords in the higher frets) B F# Ebm B F# E B B D F#

^F#You're such monumental slime ^ELet the puni^Bshment ^Bfit^Bb the^A crime ^BTie it to a chair ^F#The house music will blare ^EAnd turn your ears into ^BA medicinal jelly ^F#Stay inside on Christmas Day ^EAnd make belie^Bve that you are my candy cane ^BYou^Bb sai^Ad ^BI'm not that type ^F#No I'm not sweet E B(7th fret) and I'm not overripe

CHORUS (in high frets) B F# Ebm B F# E B B F# Ebm B F# E B B D F#

Stephen Malkmus - Jo jos jacket