^CWell we went out on a double ^Fdate Me and ^G7Edith you and Kate Before we ^Cgot past their front ^Fgate ^G7There you were making eyes at Edith

While you were making time with Kate

You can't have your ^A7Kate and Edith ^D7too You rascal ^G7you a-ledel-ledi-^Choo

Then we went to a drive in a ^Fshow You were ^G7kissing on Kate she wouldn't let you go I looked at ^CEdith started feeling ^Fbold ^G7I found your big hairy hand holding on

To the hand I was trying to hold

You can't have your ^A7Kate and Edith ^D7too You rascal ^G7you a-ledel-ledi-^Choo

Edith asked me if I ^Fwould Get her ^G7some popcorn I said I would When I got ^Cback dad blame if ^Fyou ^G7Hadn't crawled into the backseat with

Kate and Edith was back there too

You can't have your ^A7Kate and Edith ^D7too You rascal ^G7you a-ledel-ledi-^Choo

Years have passed since that first ^Fdate I married ^G7Edith you married Kate Now every ^Cnight when I come ^Fhome ^G7Your car's in the driveway Kate's in the car

And you and Edith are in the house alone

You can't have your ^A7Kate and Edith ^D7too You rascal ^G7you a-ledel-ledi-^Choo

Statler Brothers - You cant have your kate and edith too