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Tuning: E A D G B E
[INTRO] G Em C D [VERSE 1]
The G2-headed Emlady said I Amcouldn't land my Dship GI said it Emwould only tAmake a minutDe G"Well," Emshe said,Am "Dwhat's in it?" GOh, I don't Emknow. Just some wAmeird shit D ("Okay.")
[CHORUS]
GLa la la la Emla la, Amla la la la lDa GLa la la la Emla la, Amla la la la lDa
[VERSE 2]
GWhen I got to the Emsurface, there were Amwomen everyDwhere ("Hey, how you doing?") AnGd all the men were Emslaves. AmThey had us all dressed up in Dchains ("ooh, look at that one") And Gthere was a queeEmn. She had her oAmwn dick all dDressed up in black ("come back here, Sonny") GHer name was? I Emlike it like that? AmQueen? "DI like it like that"
[BRIDGE]
CAnd I fell in love with a Gleader from the underground CHe said he'd set me Gfree ("we can all be free, dude") EmBut when I fell aGsleep he stole the Emkey and split the sGcene, I guess I'll nAmever learn. No, I'll Cnever learn.
GFags in Cdrag, no Gmatter where I Clay I get Amburned, so Cburned
[CHORUS]
GLa la la la Emla la, Amla la la la lDa GLa la la la Emla la, Amla la la la lDa
[OUTRO]
GIt's hard Emliving on the Amplanet of Dwomen GGonna find me a Emriver and Amthrow myself Din it ("bye-bye")
[CHORUS]
GLa la la la Emla la, Amla la la la lDa GLa la la la Emla la, Amla la la la lDa