Smosh - The legend of zelda rap
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Capo: 3
Em B C G, Am Em F# B - Capo 3rd fret or 6th
EmYeah my name is Link, man, I'm mBore well known than Lil Wayne
COh you thought my name was Zelda? GTHAT'S A F**KING GIRL'S NAME!
AmI've saved the world like fifteen times and and Emsaved the princess from demise
F#And I do it all alone, with no hBelp and no advice
Em"Hey, Look, Listen" HeBy, look, listen, you f**king annoying fairy
CI'd rather be forced to listen toG constant Katy Perry
I tAmhink it's time I got some recoEmgnition, don't you think?
F#Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! LBegend of LINK!
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'Cause he's the EmL to the I to the BN to the K
Wears Ctights every day, don't give aG damn what you say
Got Ambigger balls than evenEm Evel Knievel
And he F#ain't gonna stop 'til the wBorld is free of evil
----------It's technically the same chords all the way through--------------
EmI'll break all your pots and I bBest not hear your bitchin'
CI've got the Triforce of courage, GBITCH! So you better listen (that's right)
AmI'm called bushwhacker and my bankEm account's maxed out
F#Got 999 rupees and my leather waBllet's packed now
EmCan't back down, can't slack nowB, the world needs me to attack now
CYet I'm forced to pay out the ass Gfor these bombs in Castle Town
AmJust give me some heart containers and let me spEmit on my ocarina
F#So I can kick that dumbass GanonB all the way to Argentina
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? (Ha-
ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!
Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.