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Hai. I did this by ear, and I'm 12, so go easy on me. I'm a HUGE Smosher, have been since 2006. #TeamIan all the way ;)
BbYeah my name is Link, man, I'm Fmore well known than Lil Wayne BbOh you thought my name was Zelda? FTHAT'S A F**KING GIRL'S NAME! D#mI've saved the world like fifteen times and and sC#aved the princess from demise CAnd I do it all alone, with no Fhelp and no advice
Bb"Hey, Look, Listen" HFey, look, listen, you f**king annoying fairy BbI'd rather be forced to listen to Fconstant Katy Perry I tD#mhink it's time I got some recogC#nition, don't you think? CLegend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! FLegend of LINK! --------- 'Cause he's the BbL to the I to the FN to the K Wears Bbtights every day, don't give a Fdamn what you say Got D#mbigger balls than even C#Evel Knievel And he Cain't gonna stop 'til the Fworld is free of evil ----------It's technically the same chords all the way through--------------
I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin' I've got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (that's right) I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina ---------- 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil ---------- Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole? Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled. You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? (Ha- ha!) The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008! Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child? You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old? You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often? She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in. Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay. Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule 'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got schooled" ---------- 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil Hope you liked! :)