Slim Newton - The redback on the toilet seat

There was a ^Dredback on the toilet seat when ^GI was there last night I ^Adidn't see him in the dark but boy I f^A7elt his bite^D I jumped high up into the air and when I^G hit the ground that cr^Aafty redback spider wasn't no^A7where to be found

There was a ^Gredback on the toilet seat when I was there last ^Dnight I didn^E't see him in the dark but b^E7oy I felt his b^A7ite And^D now I'm here in hospital, a sa^Gd and sorry plight and I cu^Arse the redback spider on the t^A7oilet seat last ni^Dght

I rushed in ^Dto the missus, told her just wher^Ge I'd been bit sh^Ae grabbed the cutthroat razor and I ne^A7arly took a ^Dfit I said, "Just forget what's on your mind^G and call the doctor please Cos' I'^Ave got a feeling that your cu^A7re is worse than the disease

There was a ^Gredback on the toilet seat when I was there last ^Dnight I didn^E't see him in the dark but b^E7oy I felt his b^A7ite And^D now I'm here in hospital, a sa^Gd and sorry plight and I cu^Arse the redback spider on the t^A7oilet seat last ni^Dght