Shane Dawson - Maybe this christmas

^GIt's Christmas time and Santa's here, ^EmMaking the children smile ^AmBut he's just a pedophile ^DSo you better watch your child. ^GChristmas trees in every house ^EmCovered in shiny lights ^AmBut they just turn brown and die, ^DOr set your whole house on fire

^AmThese are the reasons I hate the seasons, ^Dbut imma give it a try.

^GMaybe this year I ^Emwont be sad on ^AmChristmas^{D G}Maybe I'll have a ^Emhappy holi^Amday. ^{D Am}Replace my heart ache ^Dand my pain, ^GWith mistletoe and ^Emcandy cane ^AmThis Christmas^D, could go my way.^G

^GHaving fun with all your friends, ^AmSipping on that eggnog, ^EmBut it just looks like jizz ^DAll over your upper lips. ^GHouse made out of ginger bread ^AmCookies like Christmas trees ^EmGiving ya heart disease ^DAnd type 2 diabetes.

^AmThese are the reasons I hate the seasons, ^Dbut imma give it a try.

^GMaybe this year I ^Emwont be sad on ^AmChristmas^{D G}Maybe I'll have a ^Emhappy holi^Amday. ^{D Am}Replace my heart ache ^Dand my pain, ^GWith mistletoe and ^Emcandy cane ^AmThis Christmas^D, could go my way^G.

^GI've never seen reindeer f^Emly ^AmI've never heard the sleigh bell^Ds ring ^GI've never seen a snowman come to ^Emlife ^AmI've never heard the angels ^Dsing ^AmBut I hope, and I ^Dpray ^GThat maybe this Christmas^Em day ^DThat'll change.

^GMaybe this year I ^Emwont be sad on ^AmChristmas^{D G}Maybe I'll have a ^Emhappy ^Amholiday.^{D Am}Replace my heart ache ^Dand my pain, ^GWith mistletoe and ^Emcandy cane ^AmThis Christmas, ^Dcould go my way.^G

^GMaybe this year I ^Emwont be sad on ^AmChristmas^{D G}Maybe I'll have a ^Emhappy h^Amoliday.^{D Am}Replace my heart ache ^Dand my pain, ^GLet's just dance the ^Emnight away. ^AmThis Christmas^D, is going my way^G. ^D

Just dance with ^Gme.