Shane Dawson - Fuck up

I ^Fwake up on the wrong side of my floor My ^Cclothes still smell like the night before Where ^A#am I? Why am I talking to my^Cself? (Self) I'm like a ^Ffat-kid running through a candy store Like a ^Cnympho surrounded by a bunch of whores Why ^A#can't I just get control over my^Cself? (Self) I'm not ^Ftrying to be a saint I don't ^Cwanna be president someday I'm just ^A#trying to make my way ^CYeah I'm sorry I'm a ^Ffuck up Yeah I ^Ccan't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a ^A#fuck up Yeah It ain't ^Cno ones fault but mine I'm sorry I'm a ^Ffuck up Yeah I ^Ccan't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a ^A#fuck up Yeah So if you ^Cfuck up all the time Let's all sing ^FOops my bad I ^Cnever said I'd ^A#ever get it ^Cright

My ^Fgirlfriend told me that she wants a break And that ^Cbeing with me is what turned her gay What's ^A#with me? Why does this happen all the ^Ctime? (Time) I'm like a ^Fblind man walking through a perfume shop I'm like a ^Cblack guy switching lanes infront of the cops Why ^A#can't I just get control over my^Cself? (Self) I'm not ^Ftrying to be a saint I don't ^Cwanna be president someday I'm just ^A#trying to make my way ^CYeah I'm sorry I'm a ^Ffuck up Yeah I ^Ccan't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a ^A#fuck up Yeah It ain't ^Cno ones fault but mine I'm sorry I'm a ^Ffuck up Yeah I ^Ccan't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a ^A#fuck up Yeah So if you ^Cfuck up all the time Let's all sing ^FOops my bad I ^Cnever said I'd ^A#ever get it ^Cright

^FI'm just a bad luck charm ^CTo blame when things go wrong ^A#Been cursed since I was born May^Cbe one day I'll change For ^D#now all ^A#I can ^Csay Yeah I'm sorry I'm a ^Ffuck up Yeah I ^Ccan't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a ^A#fuck up Yeah It ain't ^Cno ones fault but mine I'm sorry I'm a ^Ffuck up Yeah I ^Ccan't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a ^A#fuck up Yeah So if you ^Cfuck up all the time

^FOops my bad ^CI never said ^A#I'd ever get it ^Cright ^FOops my bad I ^Cnever said I'd ^A#ever get it ^Cright ^FOops my bad I ^Cnever said I'd ^A#ever get it ^Cright Da da da da da ^Fda