Seth Macfarlane - Cal johnson

^CThere was a man who shot the man who ^Fwas the man who shot the man, Cal ^CJohnson, Cal Johnson. He ^Cwore a hat, his favorite hat, he ^Floved that hat, he hated hats, Cal ^CJohnson, Cal Johnson.

He ^Fwas a dad to zero kids and ^Cyet he fathered five. He ^Ggot shot dead a year ago and y^Cet he's still alive. He's^F rich beyond his wildest dreams, yet n^Cever had a dime. A ^Dlaw man to the very end, he ^Gled a life of crime

In ^Fall his years of life on earth he ^Cnever fired a gun, Yet ^Gwhen it came to Chinese men he s^Chot down everyone. He ^Fhad a horse named Bandit and the ^Chorse's name was Clyde. Cal ^GJohnson was ^Fborn the day he ^Cdied.