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CHave you ever put butter on a pop tart? It's so freaking Amgood! Have you Fever put butter on a Cpop tart? If you G7haven't, then I think you Cshould!
I was sittin' in the kitchen one day, and I was itchin' To fill up my belly with the pipin' hot jelly of the
Best damn treat in the Gworld! (He's talkin' pop tarts!) And I saw a stick of butter and it almost made me shudder And scream like a baby Cgirl!
I don't want a giant penis, or a rocket ship to Venus,
I don't want to win the Amlottery! I just Fwant to squat and gobble 'till I'm Cdizzy and I waddle In a G7butter, fruit and dough tart Cdream!
So, I put butter on a pop tart!
It was so freaking Amgood! Have you Fever put butter on a Cpop tart? If you G7haven't, then I think you Cshould!