Seamus Kennedy - The scotsman

^DOh a Scotsman dressed all in his ^Gkilt left the ^Abar one evening ^Dfair ^DAnd one could tell by the ^Gway he walked he'd d^Drunk more than his ^Ashare ^GHe staggered 'round until he could no ^Dlonger keep his ^Afeet ^DAnd he stumbled off ^Ginto the grass to ^Asleep beside the ^Dstreet

^GRing ding diddle dliddle aye E O, ^Dring aye diddly I ^AOh ^DAnd he stumbled off ^Ginto the grass to ^Asleep beside the ^Dstreet

^DNow about that time two ^Gyoung and lovely ^Agirls were passing ^Dby ^DAnd one looked to the ^Gother with a ^Dtwinkle in her ^Aeye ^G"See yon sleeping Scotsman so ^Dstrong and handsome ^Abuilt? ^DI wonder if it's ^Gtrue that he wears ^Anothing beneath his ^Dkilt"

^GRing ding diddle dliddle aye E O, ^Dring aye diddly I ^AOh ^DI wonder if it's ^Gtrue that he wears ^Anothing beneath his ^Dkilt"

^DThey crept up to the ^Gsleeping Scotsman ^Aquiet as could ^Dbe ^DAnd lifted up his ^Gkilt about an ^Dinch so they could ^Asee ^GLo and behold for them to view ^Dbeneath the Scottish ^Askirt ^DWas nothing more than ^GGod had graced him ^Awith upon his ^Dbirth

^GRing ding diddle dliddle aye E O, ^Dring aye diddly I ^AOh ^DWas nothing more than ^GGod had graced him ^Awith upon his ^Dbirth

^DThey marveled ^Gfor a minute then they ^Asaid "we must be ^Dgone. ^DLet's leave him a ^Gsouvenir ^Dbefore we travel ^Aon" ^GAs a gift they left a blue silk ribbon ^Dtied into a ^Abow ^DAround the bonny ^Gstar the Scotsman's ^Akilt did lift and ^Dshow

^GRing ding diddle dliddle aye E O, ^Dring aye diddly I ^AOh ^DAround the bonny ^Gstar the Scotsman's ^Akilt did lift and ^Dshow

^DNow the Scotsman rose to ^GNature's call and ^Aheaded for the ^Dtrees ^DHe lifted up his ^Gkilt and then he ^Dgawks at what he ^Asees ^GAnd in his drunken voice he says to ^Dwhat's before his ^Aeyes ^D"Oh lad I don't know ^Gwhere you've been but I ^Asee you've won first ^Dprize"

^GRing ding diddle dliddle aye E O, ^Dring aye diddly I ^AOh ^D"Oh lad I don't know ^Gwhere you've been but I ^Asee you've won first ^Dprize"

^DOur Scottish friend still ^Gdressed in kilt ^Acontinued down the ^Dstreet ^DHe hadn’t gone ^G10 yards or more when a ^Dgirl he chanced to ^Ameet ^GShe said, I've heard what’s under there, ^Dplease tell me is it ^Aso. ^DHe said, just slip your ^Ghand up miss if you'd ^Areally like to ^Dknow.

^GRing ding diddle dliddle aye E O, ^Dring aye diddly I ^AOh ^DHe said, just slip your ^Ghand up miss if you'd ^Areally like to ^Dknow.

^DShe put her hand right ^Gup his kilt and ^Amuch to her ^Dsurprise ^DThe Scotsman he did ^Gsmile at her and got a ^Dtwinkle in his ^Aeyes. ^GShe cried, Why Sir that’s gruesome! ^DAnd then she heard him ^Aroar ^DIf you reach your ^Ghand right up again you’ll ^Afind it’s grew some ^Dmore!

^GRing ding diddle dliddle aye E O, ^Dring aye diddly I ^AOh ^DIf you reach your ^Ghand right up again you’ll ^Afind it’s grew some ^Dmore!

^DNow the Scotsman’s hands were ^Gnumb with drink and his ^Ahead was spinning ^Dround. ^DHe couldn’t get that ^Gribbon off so ^Dhomeward he was ^Abound ^GHis wife she caught a flash of blue ^Das he took off his ^Aclothes ^DAnd it piqued her ^Gcuriosity as one ^Amight well ^Dsuppose.

^GRing ding diddle dliddle aye E O, ^Dring aye diddly I ^AOh ^DAnd it p^Giqued he^Ar curios^Dity as one might well suppose.

^DWell then she asked her ^Ghusband where he’d ^Abeen and what he’d ^Ddone ^DHe said there’d ^Gbeen a contest at the ^Dpub and that he’d ^Awon ^GShe cried, “did you show that thing off^D In front of all th^Aose men?" ^D"I did not show it ^Gall my love but I ^Ashowed enough to ^Dwin."

^GRing ding diddle dliddle aye E O, ^Dring aye diddly I ^AOh ^D"I did not show it ^Gall my love but I ^Ashowed enough to ^Dwin."