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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
C#I analyze and I verify and G#I quantify F#enough One F#hundred Bpercentile No C#errors, no G#miss C#I synchronize and I specialize and G#I classify F#so much Don't F#worry 'bout Bdreaming BeC#cause I don't G#sleep
[Pre-Chorus]
C#I wish I A#mcould at least C#30 percentF# Maybe C#50 for D#m7pleasure Then sC#kip all the Fmrest
[Chorus 1]
If I C#only F#was more D#mhuman I would Bcount every single F#second the Brest of my G#life If I C#just could F#be more D#mhuman I'd have Bso many little F#babies and Bmaybe a G#wife
[Verse 2]
C#I'd roll around the mud and have lots of G#fun then when I was F#done Build F#bubblebath Btowers And C#swim in the G#tub
[Verse 3]
C#Sand castles on the beach frolic in the G#sea get a broken F#knee Be F#scared of the Bdark And I'd C#sing out of G#key C#Cuss when I lost a fight kiss and reuG#nite scratch a spider F#bite Be F#happy with Bwrinkles I C#got when I G#smiled
[Verse 4]
C#Pet kittens til they purred maybe keep a G#bird always keep my F#word I'd F#cry at sad Bmovies I'd C#laugh til it G#hurt
[Pre-Chorus]
C#I'd buy a A#mbig bike and C#ride by the lakeF# And I'd C#have lots of D#m7friends And I'd C#stay out too Fmlate
[Chorus 1]
If I C#could just F#be more D#mhuman I would Bsee every little F#thing with a Bgleam in my G#eye If I C#only F#was more D#mhuman I'd Bembrace every single F#feeling that Bcame in my G#life
[Chorus 2]
Would I C#care and F#be forD#mgiving Would I Bbe sentimental F#and would I Bfeel G#loneliness Would I C#doubt and F#have D#mmisgivings Would I Bcause someone sorrow, F#too Would I Bknow what to G#do Will I C#cry when F#it's all D#mover When I C#die will F#I see heaBmaj7ven