Scary Bitches - There's a lycanthrope on the bus

^DI'm sittin^Fg on a bus to^D Hell, and I'm ^Cnot feeling very well And there's^D one or^F two places I^D know I'd rather^C be I'm ^Dnaked to the seat, w^Crapped up in a blood-stained sheet And ^Dthere's some ^Fkind of naked ^Dlunatic next to ^Cme

^DWell, that'^Fs when I s^Dee the "Wolf-m^Fan", ^Cappearing at the ^Etop of the s^Ctairs ^DFiddling around with a ticket machine, ^Cand asking if there's any more fares But ^Dshrouds don't^F have^D any pockets for m^Foney, and ^CI don't know what to do ^D'Cause he don't look the sort who's gonna get caught, ^Caccepting an I.O.U

^DThere's a lycanthrope on the bus ^CThere's a lycanthrope on the bus There's a ^Dlycanthrope on the bus And he's heading for ^Cus ^DBig teeth and covered in hair And h^Ce's coming to collect my fare

^DAnd I just hope that I don't have to pay in ^Cblood ^DThere's a man sitting on the back seat, h^Ce's making a bit of a fuss ^DHe says, "There's been some kinda mis^Ftak^Ce, and it could be I'm on the wrong bus" ^DBut why did God forsake hi^Fm, ^Cand leave him in the lurch? 'Cause h^De's a sexist, racist, homophobe ^Cwho went to the wrong fucking church

^DThere's a lycanthrope on the bus ^CThere's a lycanthrope on the bus There's a ^Dlycanthrope on the bus And he's heading for ^Cus ^DBig teeth and covered in hair And h^Ce's coming to collect my fare

^DAnd I just hope that I don't have to pay in ^Cblood ^A#And as the bus flies through the night ^AI try to remember how I died ^A#And I'm not yet completely in c^Control As the ^A#bus conductor says ^A"We don't want your money" Yes, you've ^A#guessed it This bastard wants my ^Csoul He wants my so^Dmul ^CHe wants my s^Dmoul ^CHe wants my so^Dmul ^CHe wants my s^Dmoul

They're^Dm playing loud music, I can s^Fee Jane Mansfield d^Cancing with my dad They're d^Drinking beer and getting it d^Fown, ^Cthings are working out quite well ^D'Cause everybody's got their own idea of Heaven, w^Chich is someone else's Hell

^DThere's a lycanthrope on the bus ^CThere's a lycanthrope on the bus There's a ^Dlycanthrope on the bus And he's heading for ^Cus ^DBig teeth and covered in hair And h^Ce's coming to collect my fare

But ^Dnow I know that I don't have to pay in ^Cblood But ^Dnow I know that I don't have to pay in ^Cblood