Sammy J - Secrets

^EmI've^C got a secret, I've got one too ^GTel^Dl me your secret and I'll tell my secret to you (I will tell you) ^EmUnlo^Cad your burden, relinquish your lie ^GI'm ashamed, you are safe now ^DMy day of judgment has arrived ^CRise up, ^Gstand t^Dall For the ke^Emeper of secrets will fa^Cll While the truth tel^Gler quenches his thirst – at^D the fountain of justice! ^{D Em}You go first. No after ^Cyou. Rock paper scissors? (^Goh that’s funny isn’t it, look at that! Sorry. It's p^Daper or nothing! That was unfair. I apologize.) ^EmWell^C please I insist after all how can I be so sure Th^Gat the secret I'm hiding is worth me confiding in you In comparison to, your secret ^D

My standar^Emd of secrets are second to none Th^Cere are nazi’s who would not believe what I've done my secret^Gs are massive, I bet I've got more I'm a secret machine I'^Dm a secrecy whore! ^EmI ate your lasagna, I steal from the chemist ^C I've never seen star wars, I text while I'm driving ^GI don’t flush at parties, I dabble in arsine ^D I love polystyrene I voted for Howard ^Em I leave without paying I j-walk I litter ^CI love mel and koshi I jerk off on twitter ^G I don’t wear a helmet I wear womens shoes ^D I slept with your grandma I slept with my grandmothe^Cr too bu^Gt t^Dhese are mere samples, common examples of everyday Things tha^Emt we keep locked^C away ^C and deeper ^Gwithin, there's a bag in t^Dhe bin of my soul^Em, a secre^Ct that’s too big to say rise up ^Gstand tall for t^Dhe keeper of secrets will^Em fall ^{C C} I ^Gcry watching oprah I pose nude for playboy ^D I trained with the Taliban I can't drive a manua^Eml car ^C I slap ugly children I ^Gbreak wind on airplan^Des I organize cockfights I piss in the sp^Ema ^A I rarely use condoms I^E throw rocks at tra^Dffic ^F#mI spread salmonella ^AI told my accountant I'm semi ret^Eired ^DI pay cash in hand coz my vis^F#mas expired ^Dand secrets are like margarine, ^{A E} they're easy to spread but harder to clean ^F#m off your pants and ^Donc^Ae that stain is seen ^Eeveryone knows I’ve been stickin my dick in the fridg^Ee! Wh^Aat? Nothing. Secrets!