Sammy J - Perspective

When the m^Gilk in your fridge has ex^Ampired When a pe^Cbble is stuck in your s^Ghoe When you f^Geel a bit peckish or t^Amired Or you're s^Ctuck at the end of a qu^Geue D^Bmon't get disgruntled or gr^Emumpy T^Cry not to ove^Grreact Your blood pre^Bmssure will fall when you si^Emmply recall this o^Cne inescapable f^Dact:

Soon you'll be de^Gad Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) Pus^Ching up dai^Gsies or k^Dept in an urn when you're d^Gead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ^Emba-badah) And your co^Crpse will not c^Gare about a^Dll of your s^Ghit

When the Wi^G-fi is slow at your c^Amafé And they s^Cat you right next to the d^Goor And then sim^Gmered and sautéed your sp^Aminach When you speci^Cfically requested it r^Gaw When your col^Bmleague is breathing too lo^Emudly When your scr^Ceen doesn't work on the pl^Gane When the ^Bmbus is a bit overc^Emrowdly You're a fuck^C-knuckle if you com^Dplain

'Cause soon you'll be d^Gead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ^Emba-bada-bah) So sh^Cut your fat mo^Guth 'cause it wo^Dn't matter shit when you're d^Gead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ^Emba-ba-dah) You're a sp^Ceck in the co^Gsmos and so^Don you'll be de^Gad

So n^Gext time you're at the self-che^Amckout And it wo^Cn't scan your Barbecue Sh^Gapes And you sw^Gear and you scream and you j^Amab at the screen As h^Cate drips from your f^Gace Be^Bmfore you obnoxiously be^Emckon The cas^Chier to come and as^Gsist Just con^Bmsider this fact for a se^Emcond: Arse^Choles are seldomly mi^Dssed When they are d^Gead Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah)

No^C-one's requ^Gesting the man^Dager when they are de^Gad Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) No^C-one is wea^Gring an Ap^Dple Watch when they are d^Gead Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) No^C-one is vot^Ging for Do^Dnald Trump when they are d^Gead Em (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) No^C-one is gl^Guten into^Dlerant when they are de^Aad (ba-bada-ba-bah, ^Eba-bada-bah) Or cha^Drging for bag^Agage on Ti^Eger when they are d^Aead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ^Eba-bada-bah) Or po^Dsting their bre^Aakfast on Inst^Eagram when they are d^Bead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ^F#ba-bada-bah) Or be^Eing a r^Beal es^F#tate agent when they are d^Bead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ^F#ba-bada-bah) Or lo^Ecking up k^Bids in det^F#ention when they are d^Bead F# (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah)

^EWhen you're stuck in the ^F#rain ^F#When you're late for your tr^Bain ^BWhen a cyclist is ho^F#ggin' your lane

^ESuck it up and shut the fuc^F#k up ('Cause you're gonna be) ^ESuck it up and shut the fuc^F#k up (You know you wanna be) ^ESuck it up and shut the fuc^F#k up 'Cause soon you'll be d^Bead ^B(Bah-badup bap-bah b^F#adub bap bah ba bada bada ha-^Eskaboogely boogely boogely, yip bap badap bup bah debah bup bah ^F#bah) Soon You'll be De^Bad