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[Intro]
Gm[VeBbrseF 1D] Gm On a hot summer's night, 'neBbath the Southern Cross star I sCaw a young man being thGmrown from a bar He violently vomited, fBbell to the ground Then oCut of his mouth came a beautiful Gmsound
[Chorus]
He said "Aussie, AussiBbe, Aussie" "FOi, oDi, Gmoi." "Aussie, AussBbie, Aussie" "OFi, oi, Gmoi."
[Verse 2]
Many years passed then I hBbeard it again At an aucCtion in Sydney one sGmunny weekend Where a young couple bid, going once, goingBb twice Then a caCshed up investor quadrupGmled the price
[Chorus] And he laughed and said "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" "Oi, oi, oi." And the couple said "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" "Oi, oi, oi." [Verse 3] An elderly woman was teaching grade one Who longed to retire but haven't the funds There's only one lesson I'll teach you, she said Built up your super and then she dropped dead [Chorus] And the children sang "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" "Oi, oi, oi." "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" "Oi, oi, oi." [Verse 4] A wife got home early on her anniversary To find her husband pants-down in the nursery Screwing the nanny with nowhere to hide So he just kept on thrusting and shrugged to his wife [Chorus] Saying "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" "Oi, oi, oi." And the nanny said "will I still get paid now?" "Oi, oi, oi." [Verse 5] A man sits alone on an island offshore He's been there for years and he'll be there for more And each night before bed, he looks up at the sky And he asks what went wrong, then he hears our reply [Chorus] We say "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" "Oi, oi, oi." And he responds "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" "Oi, oi, oi." [Bridge] There are 200 countries, so I'll never know If my one is better than all of them, so I'll just go with the crowd, and I'll be a good boy And if someone says "Aussie", then I'll reply "Oi." [Chorus] This curious, cryptic, hypnotic refrain Oi, oi, oi I don't know what it means, but it helps ease the pain Oi, oi, oi So next time you're feeling lonely or low Oi, oi, oi Just say the word "Aussie" three times in a row, then go "Oi, oi, oi."