Title: Well Hung Plow Boy Artist: Rodney Rude Tab: Maniac1075 Parody of "Rhinestone Cowboy"

^BHe’s been plowing the fields all day, Walking behind that bay, And he thinks to himself "from behind she’s a good looking^F# horse". So it's ^Ewoo back under a tree,

And he waits while the horse takes a pee,

And he lifts up its tail to make sure that it’s ^Ba she. An^F#d he sees this huge vagina, An^Ed he thinks "what could be finer?" So^F# it's down with the reigns, And down with the overalls^G, ^Btoo.

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He's a well-hung plowboy,^B ^F# ^B Sneaking up on his horse and having intercour^F#se. He's a well-hung plowboy,^B ^F# ^B And the smile on his horse proves it feels no ^F#remorse.

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He roots it with great force.

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^BWhen he comes home from supper His wife says: &

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quot;you're a horse fucker! ^BI've been to see a lawyer just t^F#oday ^EAnd I want a divorce" ("why?")

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"Because you fucked that horse! ^BI've been down the field

Watching you all day.

^F#You were up behind that horse. ^EYou were pumping with great ^Bforce". ^BThe horse don't mind the pain, As he hangs on to its mane, And he just stands still and says:

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"Get up! Woo back!" (x7)

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Rodney Rude - Well hung plowboy