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[Verse 1]
EmJan van der Merwe when he was very young, EmHe got abducted by a Cbig BobBjan He was Emplaying in the field all alone under a tree, When the EmBobjan took him and Bmsaid come with Bme EmJan was scared he said “Agh please Bobjan, EmTake me back to my father I am his Conly Bson” But the EmBobjan laughed and said “EmAgh please I will be your father you will Bmcome with Bme.”
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You will Eeat like a Bobjan, Drink like a Bobjan, Sleep like a real BBobjan You will cry like a Bobjan, Love like a Bobjan, Run like a real EBobjan You will fight like a Bobjan, Shout like a Bobjan, Sing like a real BBobjan And if anybody asks you what is your name you will say your name is EBobjan
[Verse 2]
EJan was crying every day, He was wanting to go back Bhome But the Bobjan said he must stop to cry, He mustn’t be so aElone He must play and sing with the other Bobjan, He will see they are all very Bnice He must eat the banana he must climb the trees, He must catch for him some Elice
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You will Eeat like a Bobjan, Drink like a Bobjan, Sleep like a real BBobjan You will cry like a Bobjan, Love like a Bobjan, Run like a real EBobjan You will fight like a Bobjan, Shout like a Bobjan, Sing like a real BBobjan And if anybody asks you what is your name you will say your name is EBobjan
[Verse 3]
One Eday Jan was sitting in a tree, Still wanting to go back Bhome He was missing his father, he was missing his mother, he was missing his best friend EJo And the Bobjan said “Hey Jan my son it is time for you to Bgo.” “You are missing your father you are missing your mother you are missing your best friend EJo”
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You will Eeat like a Bobjan, Drink like a Bobjan, Sleep like a real BBobjan You will cry like a Bobjan, Love like a Bobjan, Run like a real EBobjan You will fight like a Bobjan, Shout like a Bobjan, Sing like a real BBobjan And if anybody asks you what is your name you will say your name is EBobjan
[Verse 4]
EJan was happy but also sad, He was leaving his friends beBhind He was starting to feel like a real Bobjan in his body and in his Emind He was running back home like a real Bobjan, With his hands and his feets on the Bground Shouting and crying like a real Bobjan with a real Bobjan Esound
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You will Eeat like a Bobjan, Drink like a Bobjan, Sleep like a real BBobjan You will cry like a Bobjan, Love like a Bobjan, Run like a real EBobjan You will fight like a Bobjan, Shout like a Bobjan, Sing like a real BBobjan And if anybody asks you what is your name you will say your name is EBobjan
[Verse 5]
Back Ehome his father and his mother is stressed, Their son is a different Bman He eats like a Bobjan drinks like a Bobjan sleeps like a Bobjan Ecan And they ask him “Son, what is your name?” and he says “My name is BBobjan” And they say “No son, your name is Jan” “No my name is EBobjan!”
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I will Eeat like a Bobjan, Drink like a Bobjan, Sleep like a real BBobjan I will cry like a Bobjan, Love like a Bobjan, Run like a real EBobjan I will fight like a Bobjan, Shout like a Bobjan, Sing like a real BBobjan And if anybody asks me what is my name I will say my name is EBobjan
[Verse 6]
Now EJan is working nine to five in the office in Joburg Beast He also have a wife and lots of kids and every time they have a Efeast Jan’s wife she asks him nice, “Please behave toBnight.” Then he says “My wife im a man in my heart but a Bobjan in my Emind.”
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I will Eeat like a Bobjan, Drink like a Bobjan, Sleep like a real BBobjan I will cry like a Bobjan, Love like a Bobjan, Run like a real EBobjan I will fight like a Bobjan, Shout like a Bobjan, Sing like a real BBobjan And if anybody asks me what is my name I will say my name is EBobjan