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^ = slap the strings [CHERYL] ^ Are we gonna have a problem? ^ Did zombies eat your brain? You've come so far ^ Why now are you yanking on my chain? ^ I'd normally slap your face off ^ And everyone here could watch But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice Listen up, biotch
BbmI like Lookin' hot
Buying stuff they cannot
BbmI like Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit card
BbmI like Skippin' gym EbmScaring her
Screwing him
BbmI like Killer clothes EbmKickin' nerds in the nose
Bbm If you lack the deuce Go play Duck, Duck, GAboose
Let your mommy fix you ice cream Whoa
Bbm Or come hang with me And tonight we'll be Eb
Dirty dancing with the football team
Whoa Gb Whoa Whoa Ab
Honey, whatcha Dbwaitin' foAr? Welcome to my Ecandy storBe It's time for you to Dbmprove You're Anot a loser anyBmore Then step into my candy stDbmore
BbmGuys fall
[BETTY] At your feet [VERONICA] Pay the check Help you cheat [CHERYL]
BbmAll you
Need to know Some dead weight Has to go [BETTY]
BbmThat freak's DbmNot your friend
I can tell in the end
BbmIf she Had your shot EbShe would leave you to rot
[VERONICA]
Bbm'Course if you don't care Fine, go braid her hAbair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
Whoa Gm
[BETTY] Or forget the creep [VERONICA]
And getEb in my jeep
[CHERYL] Let's go tear up someone's lawn [TONI]
See, Gbyou don't have it Watch thisAb
[TONI] Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
Welcome to my Ecandy storBe You just gotta Dbmprove You're Anot a doorknob anyBmore Then step into my candy stDbmore E
[CHERYL]
You can Djoin the team
[TONI]
Or you can Abitch and moan
[CHERYL]
You can Elive the dream
[TONI]
Or you can Bdie alone
[CHERYL]
You can Dfly with eagles Or if Ayou prefer Keep on Btesting me
[TONI]
And end Dbmup like her WhoDbmooooAboooAoa Honey, whatcha Dwaitin' for?
[CHERYL]
Shut up, TonBbi Step Finto my candy stCore Time for you to Dmprove You're not a Bblame ass anymoCre
[CHERYL & TONI]
Then step into my candy stDmore It's my candy storeC It's my candyGm It's my GcandBby store It's my candy Dm It's my GmcandFy store It's my AcandDmy store