Richard Digance - Sods law

The ^Agreat Sir Isaac Newton, He ^Donce made a valid procla^Amation, That ^Dforce is equal to a ^Anominated mass, when ^Dmultiplied by accele^Eration ^AThat was the law of motion His ^Dlaws are a real brain ^Ateaser, I've ^Dthought of one more and its ^Acalled Sod’s Law Which I dis^Bmcovered when you found another ^Egeezer.

I ^Dlearned them ^Eall when ^AI was at School and I ^Dthink I’ve ^Elearned one ^Amore We were ^Ddoing al^Eright 'till you ^Acleared off to^Dnight.... And app^Aarently ^Ethat’s Sod’s ^ALaw. D E A D A E E

Now ^AEinstein was a very clever man, with us ^Dall his philosophies he ^Ashared, He ^Dgave us the theory of ^Arelativity, which is ^De equals M c ^Esquared, Where ^Ae is Energy and M is Mass And ^Dc is the speed of the ^Alight, But it ^Ddidn't help much when you ^Akicked me into touch By ^Bmwalking out the door last ^Enight.

I ^Dlearned them ^Eall when ^AI was at School and I ^Dthink I’ve ^Elearned one ^Amore We were ^Ddoing al^Eright 'till you ^Acleared off to^Dnight.... And app^Aarently ^Ethat’s Sod’s ^ALaw. D E A D A E E

The Hy^Apotenuse has a square on, which is ^Dequal, Pythagoras ins^Atructed, to the ^Dsums of the squares on the ^Aother two sides If a ^Dtriangle is cleverly cons^Etructed. ^AThat was the first geometric law, Quite ^Dfrankly I'm still at a ^Aloss, ‘Cos ^Dwho cares a bit where the ^Athree squares sit, since you ^Bmbuggered off I couldn't give a ^Etoss!

I ^Dlearned them ^Eall when ^AI was at School and I ^Dthink I’ve ^Elearned one ^Amore We were ^Ddoing al^Eright 'till you ^Acleared off to^Dnight.... And app^Aarently ^Ethat’s Sod’s ^ALaw. D E A D A E E

Archi^Amedes said “Eureka”, ‘Cos in ^DEnglish he weren't too a-^Aversed in, when he dis^Dcovered that the volume of a ^Abody in the bath, was ^Dequal to the stuff it was im^Emersed in, ^AThat is the law of displacement, ^DThat’s why ships don't ^Asink, It’s a ^Dshame he weren't around in ^A1912, ‘Cos Ti^Bmtanic would have made him ^Ethink.

I ^Dlearned them ^Eall when ^AI was at School and I ^Dthink I’ve ^Elearned one ^Amore We were ^Ddoing al^Eright 'till you ^Acleared off to^Dnight.... And app^Aarently ^Ethat’s Sod’s ^ALaw.