Richard Dawson - Two halves

^EbBellowing ins^Cmtructions ^Ebfrom the touchline, ^Cthat's my dad ^EbPurple  in the^Cm face‚^F getting really^Gm mad

^AbMan  on! Man^Bb on! ^GmAn empty ^Cmstad^Bbium ^Abyells "^Ebman ^Gon" ^AbCome on! Come ^Bbon! ^GmThe  cross goes^Cm sailing^Bb wildly^Fm ove^Bbr the^Eb head^Cs...^Eb of everyone^Cm

"^EbStop  fannying^Cm around!^Eb Keep it nice and^Cm simple!" ^Eb"You're not Lionel ^CMessi‚ ^Fjust pass the ^Fmbloody ^Gball!"

^AbMan  on! Man^Bb on! ^GmAn empty ^Cmstad^Bbium ^Abyells "^Ebman ^Gon" ^AbCome on! Come ^Bbon! ^GmThe cross goes ^Cmsailing ^Bbwildly ^Fmover^Bb the ^Ebheads^C... ^Ebof everyone ^Cm

^EbPerhaps  we were ex^Cmpecting^Eb this to be a^C walk in the park ^EbBut these bastards from King's ^CmPriory ^FAre kicking ^Fmlumps out of ^Gmus

^AbMan on! Man ^Bbon! ^GmAn empty ^Cmstad^Bbium ^Abyells "^Ebman o^Gn" ^AbCome on! Come ^Bbon! ^GmThe cross goes ^Cmsailing ^Bbwildly ^Fmover^Bb the ^Bheeeea^Dbaaaads

^GbTheir left back ^Cslips ^Btaking a ^Cmfree kick ^EIt trickles ^Ebover the ^Abmud straight to ^Cme ^GbIn desper^Cation he s^Gbcrambles and ^Bslides I ^Dleap his flailing leg and ^Cdink it ^GOver the ^Bmsprawle^Cd body^G.... ^Gof the ^Bmgoooa^Caalie^D The ^Emnet is ^Dgaping ^CThe ball ^Bmtakes a ^A7bobble and ^AI s^Ab7lice ^Gbwide of the ^Cmark ^BEverything goes ^Cquiet ^EStaring in^Ebto the red d^Abark of my ^Cpalms ^GbThey launch a ^Clong ball in^Gbto our ^Bbox ^DSuddenly we ^Cfind ourselves with a ^GCooo^Bmooooo^Cooo^Grner.... ^Gto de^Bmfeee^Cmeen^Dd ^EmI am on the ^Dnear-post ^CSomehow it gets bundled under^Ebneeeee^Cmaaaath ^Ebmy f^Cmeet ^EbAt the final ^Cwhistle ^FI am incons^Gmolable

^AbMan on! Man ^Bbon! I ^Gmreckon dad is r^Cmeally d^Bbisap^Abpoint^Ebed with m^Ge ^AbCome on! Come ^Bbon! ^GmHe tries his ^Cmbest ^Bbto ^Abnot s^Ebhow how he r^Geally feels

^AbIn the car ^Bbhome‚ ^Gmhe says "^Cmdust your^Bbself ^Abdown Move ^Ebon to n^Gext week's game ^AbShall we pick ^Bbup a ^GmChinese or ^Cmwooou^Bbuuld you ^Fmrathe^Bbrrr ^Bfish a^Dbnd ch^Ebips?"