Reverend Horton Heat - Beer holder

^FI was ^Gsitting in my easy ^Fchair one Saturday ^Cnight ^FI was ^Gflipping between the ^Fgame and the Ultimate ^CFight ^FI was setting my beer on this ^Gtable ^GThe kind that ^Cdoubles ^A#as a ^Alamp ^DAnd constantly reaching to pick it up ^GWas giving me a cramp

So I ^Cset my beer in the crease below my ^Fchest ^GAs if to give my beer a little ^Cnest ^CMy beer holder's great and now ^FI'm blessed ^DCause it keeps working better than I could have ever ^Gguessed

^GMy beer ^Cholder's getting ^Embigger ^D#mevery^Dmday It works ^Gbetter with each beer I ^Cput away ^{G C}Look at here dear, I can set my ^Embeer right ^D#mhere and it ^Dmstays ^DMy beer ^Gholder's getting bigger ^Ceveryday

^FIt's a win-win ^Gdeal the way that ^Fthings in life go ^Cdown ^FHow good it ^Gfeels to know it's ^Ftrue ^Cwithout a doubt ^FIt won't spill in my ^Glap even ^Cif I ^A#take a ^Anap I've ^Dprobably done it know about a thousand times With ^Gonl^N.C.y one or three little mishaps

^FNow my ^Gwife doesn't see the ^Fgenius ^Cof my plan ^FHow my ^Gholder holds a ^Fbottle, ^Ccup or can ^FI hope some day ^Gshe won't, ^Cwon't just ^A#roll her ^Aeyes Cause with ^Devery beer I drink my sweet beer ^Gholde^N.C.r's gaining size

^GMy beer ^Cholder's getting ^Embigger ^D#mevery^Dmday It works ^Gbetter with each beer I put ^Caway ^{G C}Look at here dear, I can set my ^Embeer right ^D#mhere and it ^Dmstays ^DMy beer ^Gholder's getting bigger ^Ceveryday

^FIt's a win-win ^Gdeal, ^Fhow good it ^Gfeels ^FHow my beer ^Gholder's getting ^Fbigger ^Ceveryday