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Tuning: E A D G B E
aka "The sad but true story of Ray Mingus, the lumberjack of Bulk Rock City and his never slacking stribe in exploiting the so far undiscovered areas of the intention to bodily intercourse from the opposite species of his kind" album: Sex and Violins I:
It's been a A#pretty long time, baby But D#now, I'm back in town It's Ftime to leave your husband Now you A#know that little clown A#Last time we were seeing D#Didn't you beg for more FIt's OK with me as long As A#you do it four on the floor
PRECHORUS:
D#This is what I'm giving you, you'll A#get it all tonight D#You will be my lover, but Fnot my tender wife
CHORUS:
I'll be A#harder than your husband, I'll be Fharder than your A#man I'll A#hit you with my twenty inch D#until you Fcan not A#stand I'll be A#harder than your husband, I'll be Fharder than your A#man I'll A#hit you with my twenty inch D#until you Fcan not A#stand
II:
I've A#missed the little North Pole On the D#bottom of my twister FHere's the one-eyed-worm Now you'll A#never be a sister A#Well, it's time to leave now You D#better walk her home FDon't forget you underwear A#You look pretty stoned
PRECHORUS:
D#This is what I'm giving you, you'll A#get it all tonight D#You will be my lover, but Fnot my tender wife
CHORUS:
I'll be A#harder than your husband, I'll be Fharder than your A#man I'll A#hit you with my twenty inch D#until you Fcan not A#stand I'll be A#harder than your husband, I'll be Fharder than your A#man I'll A#hit you with my twenty inch D#until you Fcan not A#stand I'll be A#harder than your husband, I'll be Fharder than your A#man I'll A#hit you with my twenty inch D#until you Fcan not A#stand I'll be A#harder than your husband, I'll be Fharder than your A#man I'll A#be harder than your husband, I'll be D#harder Fthan your A#man