^DWell I knew I had to have her so I sent off in the ma^Dil ^DI saw her picture in that magazin^Ae ^AAnd when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew u^Ap ^AThe prettiest plastic girl you'd ever see^Dn ^DI called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my min^Dd ^DFigured that I'd keep her aroun^Gd ^GHer plug kept her inflated and when I had it i^Dn ^ABut when I pulled it out she'd go do^Dwn

^GShe's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic gir^Dl, nothin's missin' ^GYeah she never had a headache, she ain't got bad breat^Dh when we're kissi^An' Yeah she's ^Gthere when you need her, she's more than just a frien^Gd And her ski^Dn is as smooth as a pea^Grl ^DShe's a life sized, wife sized, ^Afull grown blow up plastic gi^Drl

^DWell I didn't tell nobody except my best friend Ear^Dl ^DYou can't trust just anyone you se^Ae ^AWhen I'd come home late at night all tired from makin' pizza^As ^AWendy, she'd be waitin' there for m^De ^DOne night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mi^Dnd ^DAnd it broke my heart in two when I walked ^Gin A^Gnd I found the one I'd always thought would always be just min^De ^ALayin' there with Earl my best frien^Dd

^GShe's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic gir^Dl, nothin's missin' ^GYeah she never had a headache, she ain't got bad breat^Dh when we're kissi^An' Yeah she's ^Gthere when you need her, she's more than just a frien^Gd And her ski^Dn is as smooth as a pea^Grl ^DShe's a life sized, wife sized, ^Afull grown blow up plastic gi^Drl

^DI never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin' kin^Dd ^DI never figured Earl would let me down^A ^ABut you don't know what can happen in these m^Aodern mixed up times C^Aause there's a lot of wierdos runnin^D' round

Randy Rogers Band - Blow up plastic girl