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Capo: 4 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] F Am G Em F Am G [Chorus (Azn )]
We don't eat anymFore We don't eat anymAmore We don't eat anymGore Cause my dad is bEmroke We don't eat anymFore What was all of itAm for We don't eat anymGore Cause my dad is bEmroke
[Bridge]
Take it aFway Take it away AmRacc Tell us why our dads are bGroke, yeah, yeah [Verse 1 (Raccoon)] F Am G Em (just basically repeat these chords the whole song)
You heard the man, yeah We cn't fuckin eat anything coz our dads are broke as shit. You wanna know what mine did last week? He fuckin went to the casino and he blew his mortgage, all on the slot machine. Kept saying he was gonna get triple sevens. Never happened. I was there, I was standing right behind him. I'm not even allowed to be in the casino, but I was in there anyways. And I was just watching him spend my fuckin allowance. We got home and I said 'Dad I'm hungry, can I have something to eat?' He opened the freezer, he threw out one of the ice trays, filled with ice cubes. And he said "Here you go, eat this son". I said "Are you fuckin kidding me? You think I'm gonna get a day outta this? Fuck outta here Dad, you broke bitch. How about you actually go out and, ya know, Stop sitting on your ass all day, smoking pot, and actually go get a job and make a difference in the world, you lazy sack of shit?" And he looks right back at me and says "Son I can't do that, you know I'm autistic". And I said "Then why the fuck did you have kids in the first place?" And he said "Because I wanted something to rest my feet on, you dumb bitch. Now get on the ground and crouch over" Take it away Azn [Verse 2 (Azn)] Yeah, yeah, yeah I just ate a cup full of fuckin dirt From my motherfuckin backyard I'm tryna grow some pumpkins outta my ass Even after all this time I still wonder Why my dad is broke I don't know why we fuckin eat ice all day Don't wanna know, how much cake your eating tonight Coz I... oh my god The way I did before I overdosed on all this fuckin dirt I ate Just jam-packin it into my mouth Ooh it's such a shame [Chorus]
We don't eat anymFore We don't eat anymAmore We don't eat anymGore Cause my dad is bEmroke We don't eat anymFore What was all of itAm for We don't eat anymGore Cause my dad is bEmroke
[Bridge] Take it away my brother Raccoon, yeah [Verse 2 (Raccoon)] One day I decided I'd finally had enough of his shit And I was gonna get up off my ass and I was gonna get a job myself And I was gonna pay for our bills instead of him. And, uh, well I got a job at Dominos Pizza. And I came after the first week with my very first paycheck And I felt so proud. Just the biggest of grins, inching across my face as I clutched that check in my hand. And i walked through the front door of my house and my dad was looking at me and he said "Alright son, cough it up", and I said "What the fuck are you talkin about, this my money", and he said "There's a horse race down the block, I needa bet on one of the horses alright, I'll win our mortgage back that I lost at the casino". So, foolishly i gave him check and i said "Alright, dad. This is everything I've worked for in the past week. You blow this, I'm gonna blow you, alright, Just like I ate your ass at the car wash last week". And he says "Alright, you got it son". And, uh, we go to the horse race, Ya know, we're in the bleachers, we're cherring 'em on. He bets all of his money on one horse, and, and, and , the The horses come out and we see all of them, and we see the one he bet on has three legs. And I turn to him and I say "You fuckin retard, you didn't look at the horses before they came out of the stables?" And he says "No! I just bet on 7 cause 7 is my lucky number". And we watch that horse, it tries to run, it just fuckin falls over, The second they fire the gun in the air. It just, just writhing on the ground, trying to run sideways, not making any progress. Finally the referee comes over and just pops a cap in the horse's head, Puts it out of it's misery [Bridge (Azn)] Oh my god. My dad's a fuckin dumbass Why the fuck would you bet on a fuckin three-legged horse, yeah [Chorus] We don't eat anymore We don't eat anymore We don't eat anymore Cause my dad bet on a fuckin three-legged horse We don't eat anymore What was all of it for We don't eat anymore Cause we bet on a Disabled-ass fuckin horse, yeah Disabled horse, yeah yeah, ooh yeah We don't eat anymore The fret might not completley correct to what fret Azn puts his capo on, but except for one time i didn't include Azn breaking into laughter, the words are 100% right. Hope you enjoy!