Peter Mayer - The introvert song

^GPeople ^Dbug me when ^Emthey in^Em7terrupt me with ^Ccalls ^DAnd unannounced visits ^GAnd on top of ^Dthat when they ^Emchat about ^Em7nothing at^C all ^DAnd I ask "what is it ^D7today?" ^CI do have a lot to do ^GCan you return at two? ^CI will not be here by ^Gthen ^CJust leave what you need me for ^GOn a note on my ^Emdoor So I can ign^Dore it ^C7my f^D7riend

^GYou may think it^D maddening ^Emwhen you ^Em7ring my answering m^Cachine ^DAnd I'm right there listening ^GBut I'd^D like to hir^Eme my ow^Em7n secretary who'^Cs mean ^DSomeone who says things like ^C"Mr. Mayer can't be reached ^G"He is not in, you see ^C"He's in a meeting till ^Gten ^C"I suppose I could take your name ^G"Who are you anyway? ^Em"Please never call ^C7here ^C#7again." ^D7

^GIf I see ^Dyou before ^Emyou see ^Em7me in the ha^Cll ^DThen while you're not looking ^GI'll find the ^Dnearest ^Embathroom and ^Em7hide in the ^Cstall ^DTill I think the coast is clear ^CThen I will take a peak ^GAnd, if you're gone, I'll sneak ^CBack to my private ^Gabode ^CThere in my world of one ^GI have a lot more fun ^EmBecause people bug me you ^C7know ^{D7 C}I do have a lot to do ^GCan you return at two? ^CI will not be here by ^Gthen ^CJust leave what you need me for ^GOn a note on my ^Emdoor So I can ign^Dore it ^C7my f^C#7riend^D7

^GPeople ^Dbug me when ^Emthey in^Em7terrupt me with ^Ccalls ^DAnd unannounced visits ^GAnd on top of ^Dthat when they ^Emchat about ^Em7nothing at^C all ^DAnd I ask "what is it ^Gtoooo daaaay?"