Pat Green - 1-900 lover

Yeah, ^Ababy I'm a'doin^E' fine since ^Ayou left me And my friends seem to think I h^Eave alot mor^Ae time And as^D far as I'm concerned, all th^Ae money that I earn Well it's ^Egoin' to that littl^De 1^A-9^E00 line. Well she ^Asaid I was the greates^Et lover she'd e^Aver heard And she said that I had ^Etoo much love fo^Ar you And for a ^Dsmall five dollar cover, she^A'd be my long distance lover And as ^Elong as I pay her, she'^Dll never say we^A're through.

- Cause I'm a^D 1-900 user and a^A telephone abuser, Yeah, but ^EI've got an eight-hundred^D dollar cred^Ait line. Yeah, and ^DI've got you to thank dear, that th^Ae money in my bank here Well it's ^Egoin' to that littl^De girl out in ^ACaroline. -

Well she ^Asaid that her phon^Ee name, it wa^As Madonna And she said that she was ^Ejust like a virgin,^A too. Said, "I don't ^Dcare about your ole virginity, jus^At boost my masculinity And ^Etell me that you^Dr love, well it's ^Aso true.

- Cause I'm a^D 1-900 user and ^Aa telephone abuser, Yeah, but ^EI've got an eight-hundred^D dollar cre^Adit line. Yeah, and ^DI've got you to thank dear, that the^A money in my bank here Well it's ^Egoin' to that littl^De girl out in C^Aaroline. -

^ABaby, I'm a'doin'^E fine since ^Ayou left me And I'm glad that you just^E up and let m^Ae be Yeah, and y^Dou can tell your mother, I'^Ave done found me another And I w^Eouldn't call eve^Dn if you were ^Atoll free.

- Cause I'm a^D 1-900 user and^A a telephone abuser, Yeah, but ^EI've got an nine-hundred^D dollar cre^Adit line. Yeah, and ^DI've got you to thank dear, that t^Ahe money in my bank here Well it's ^Egoin' to that littl^De girl out in C^Aaroline. Yeah it's ^Egoin' to that littl^De girl out in C^Aaroline. -