Nrbq - Mayonnaise and marmalade

^AYou showed me everything Oh, ^F#myou took me by the h^E7and

^APuppy dogs and Lincoln Logs And ^Dmaj7castles made of sa^Bmnd

You^C#m gave me the courage ^B7To spread my newborn wi^Dngs

Like May^C#monnaise and Mar^B7malade And o^E7ther spreadable things

And there's something you should kn^A7ow I w^Dant to make it clear, So I'm goi^Bmng to sing it slow

If y^Aou weren't a m^C#man, An^F#md my father, t^Bmoo,

I'd b^Auy you a di^F#mamond ring, And t^Ehen I'd marry yo^Au.