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Intro: Bb, F, Dm, Bb, F, D#
BbYou've been FcountingDm all the days off BbOf your Fcalendar for D#weeks now BbYou can't Fwait forDm Saturday cause BbThat's the Fnight that it allD# goes down BbFrom 7:F45 to 7:Dm48 PM in particular D#Cause that is when I'll Fgive you what you Gneed
FThree minutes of D#ecstasy several nights a Bbmonth You just tell meD# baby if that is too Fmuch When my stuff is D#in your stuff Our souls become enBbtwined For 180 D#seconds (cutoff) My sex has blown your mind
Bb, F, Dm, Bb, F, D# (Oh my god you're so welcome.)
BbGo Fahead and Dmcall all your girlfriends BbAnd give them the Fdetails of how it D#went down BbI know you Fcan't wait,Dm to brag to all of them BbAbout how I Ftook your ass to D#Wangtown BbI'll get my Fcaptain's hat,Dm put on my floaties D#And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least...
FThree minutes of D#ecstasy Any more and this house wouldBb burn That's why I don't lastD# longer Your safety is my Fmain concern If you haven't D#finished Well baby that's justBb fine You know that I'm here D#for you
Oh shit, look at the time Bb, F, Dm, Bb, F, D# (I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu....)
F1 one thousand, 2 one thousand D#3 one thousand, 4 one thousand Bb5 one thousand, 6 one thousand D#7 one thousand, 8 one thousand F9 one thousand, 10 one thousand D#11 one thousand, 12 one thousand Db13 one thousand, 14 one thousand D#15 one thousand, 16 one thousand
FMaybe it's starting to sink inD#, just how long three minutes really isDb. Let's D# (few strums then hold) skip to the end... 179 one thousand, 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!!
GAH!
FThree minutes of D#ecstasy Several nights a Bbmonth But not more than four D#times a month Than would be riFdiculous Im sure Ive left you D#happy But in case thats not Bbenough Heres a copy of my D#headshot And a drawing of my Fnuts D# A drawing of my Bbnuts D# A drawing of my Fnuts D# A drawing of my Bbnuts D#