Ninja Sex Party - The mystic crystal

^BOh y^B4eah! ^{G A E} B B4 G A E B B4 G A E B B4 G A E B B4 G A E B B4 G A E

^BLong a^B4go and ^Gfar ^Aaw^Eay ^BIn la^B4byrinths of ^Gco^Aral ^Ecaves A ^Bmystic ^B4crystal was ^Gfor^Aged ^Ein glass From ^Bmagic ^B4or some^G shi^At like ^Ethat Its ^Gpowers had been ^Aused for ^Egood And ^Gall men lived in ^Abrother^Ehood Un^Gtil The Necro^Amancer ^E/G#came Up^Bon his steed of bones and flame His ^Cprism ^Geyes with ^Devil gleamed He ^Cstole the ^Gcrystal, ^Dthen he screamed "Now ^Cgods and ^Gmen and ^Dall between Shall ^Fblow my necro^Cmancing shween!" The ^Cknights and ^Gnobles ^Dof the land Did ^Call they ^Gcould to ^Dstay his hand Yet ^Cnot a ^Gsingle ^Dblow was struck A^Flas! For he was ^Cstrong as ^E7fuck^F#7

^BOh y^B4eah! ^{G A E} B B4 G A E

^BHe grabbed ^B4The Princess ^Gfrom ^Aher ^Ethrone ^BAnd trapped ^B4her in the ^Gcryst^Aal ^Estone The ^BKing called ^B4in his ^Gwiza^Ards ^Ethree And ^Bbegged ^B4them brokenh^Gear^Ated^Ely "^GSearch the forests, ^Asearch the ^Eseas Search ^Gtime and all ^Areali^Eties Two ^Gchampions are ^Awhat I ^Eneed To ^Bbring my daughter back to me!" "^CYes, my ^Gking, it ^Dshall be done" The ^Cwizards ^Gsaid, and ^Dso begun A ^Cwondrous ^Gspell that ^Dsoon would find ^FThe greatest men in ^Cspace and time And ^Cthat's where ^Gour sto^Dry begins And ^CDanny ^Gand Bri^Dan come in There ^Cis no ^Gquest from ^Dwhich they'd flee But ^Fright now they're in ^CNew Jer^E7sey ^D

^N.C.Hey, Ninja Brian, is that a mystic space portal behind you? ^N.C.Oh shit!

We ^Emwoke up ^D/F#in a ^Gforeign ^Cland In^Amside a ^Am/Gcastle, ^D/F#oh so grand And ^Emthere ^D/F#atop a ^Gthrone of ^E/G#gold Ar^Amose The ^Am/GKing, so ^D/F#gross and old "I've ^Bmcalled you from the ^Cgreat beyond To ^Bmsave my daughter, ^Chot and ^Dblonde You've ^Emsailed a^D/F#cross the ^Gsky and ^E/G#stars The ^Amgods have ^Am/Gbrought you ^F#7here unharm^Bed"

^B "^B4Actually your majesty You just sucked us through ^G/B26 dimensions of space and time And I've ^A/Bgotta be completely honest with you ^BMy arms are broken And I ^B4don't know why my chest is smoking" "^G/BI will heal you with my staff I'm ^A/Bsure we'll look back on this and laugh Now ^Bgo! Ride toward the sun a^B4top these noble steeds ^G/BYou're our spandex heroes now Ful^A/Bfill your destinies" And ^Bso! We turned and rode bey^B4ond the castle walls With ^G/Bshining codpiece armor that doth ^A/Bcradled our chivalrous ^Bballs^{B4 G/B A/B} B B4 G/B A/B

^{G D A}The sky grew dark and the road was narrow ^{C G D}But I knew we'd never be led astray ^{G D A}For Brian brought his magic arrows ^{C G D}They were blessed to light our righteous way ^DAh!^D4 Bri^C4an, ^Cdo yo^Du t^D4hink^C4 you^C could warn me before you're about to light our righteous way? ^DOh,^D4 god^C4! Al^Cright^D, f^D4ine,^C4 wha^Ctever, man Let's ride! Em D Em D Em D C G A7 B7

The ^Etrees were twisted ^Dthe air was thick T'was ^Aclear his domain was as ^Cevil as ^Ddick We ^Epassed through the gloom of the ^DForest of Fear Then the ^APits of Disgust, and the ^CDark Swamp of ^DTea^Ers ^EThen off in the ^Ddistance so clear The ^Acold gray peak of Mount ^CNasty app^Deared Past the ^EFields of Annoyance, and ^DDragon Barf Junction And the ^Atreacherous Cliffs of E^Crectile Dys^Dfunc^Etion ^{D A} Now ^CBrian has er^Dectile dysf^Eunction^D Only ^DBrian, though I know, it's weird

^EWe arrived at the ^Devil one's hall And dism^Aounted our trusty ^Csteeds with re^Dsolve We ^Ehugged them goodbye and promised ^Dwe'd never quit Then they ^Aran straight away, for they ^Cgave not a ^Dshi^Et ^EMoonlight rose ^Dover the door Lit ^Aall the jewels and the ^Cskulls on the ^Dfloor ^EWe felt no terror as we ^Dentered the cave Unless the ^A7bells of doom tolled we ^Cknew we'd be sa^A7fe We ^Cknew we'd be ^Dsa^A7fe! We ^Cknew we'd be ^Dsa- Oh fuck...

^D#mColored gemstones ^C#/E#lit up the ^F#wall They formed a ^C#rainbow trail Up to a giant ^D#mwaterfall ^D#mAnd there the Necromancer ^F#grinned The Princess stood fr^C#ozen Yet still so hot bes^G#mide him (Damn!) Then I ^D#mheard a voice in my ^F#mind ^F#/A#T'was The ^C#Princess! ^C#She said "Danny, your heart is ^D#mkind Only ^D#mlight can stop dark!" I knew ^F#what she spoke of… To defeat The ^C#Necromancer ^C#I had to use ^Blove! ^{D#m F# C#} "^G#mStand back, Brian, I'm going to hug him!"

^D#mHe immediately shattered both my legs And ^D#mthrew me across the room "I ^F#probably should have brought some weapons" ^F#I thought as I flew Then ^C#Ninja Brian picked me up Be^C#cause he's a good friend Then he ^Bused my body like a club To beat our ^Benemy to death I ^Emshould have been in more pain Than could ^Emever be spoken Lucki^Gly, I felt nothing Because my ^Gback was totes broken Oh, the ^DNecromancer was dead And the ^Dcrystal broke in three I looked ^Cup into the light and saw The ^CPrincess was now ^B7free "^B7Brian, she's so beautiful! ^BmRoll me to her!"^B

We ^Cjourneyed ^Ggladly to^Dward The King His ^Clands now ^Ggreen with the ^Dlife of spring He ^Cleapt up ^Gand wept ^Dat the sight Of his ^Fgirl as she carried me ^Cthrough the night "^CHeal this man, ^Gwizards!", he ^Dcried with delight Which they ^Cdid, god^Gdamn, they keep their ^Dmagic game tight But ^Csadly ^Git was ^Dtime to leave So the ^Cking said "^GFix Bria^Dn's E.D And hoo^Fray for Ninja ^CSex Par^E7ty!" ^{A N.C.}"Look, Ninja Brian, the Portal back home is opening!"

^C#Now fare thee ^Fmwell, it seems that ^Bbmour journey is at ^Ban ^Bbmend ^C#We will be ^Fmhere, if you should ^Bbmever need our help a^Bgain^{G#7 C#}We walked a^Fmway but stopped and ^Bbmturned before we took our ^Blast ^F#step ^C#Brian killed a ^Fmguy real quick to ^Bbmmake sure he maintained his ^Bre^Bbmp ^C#We all have our bat^Fmtles to fight And a ^Bbmcrystal cage to break through in our ^Bliv^G#es ^C#But when hope is ^Fmgone We will be ^Bbmthere to help you rock the ^Bfuck ^F#on ^C#