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You're Cmprobably thinking to yourEbself Bb"Ninja Sex Party, yoFu're awesome!" We Cmknow Eb But thank you anywayBb F CmYou're having trouble Ebdeciding BbWhich one of us to have Fsex with That's natural Cm Eb But nice of you to saBby F Well Cmmaybe I can help you Ebout Clear up Bball of your confusing Fdoubts Do you Cmwant sex with a ninja EbOr sex with a guy like Bbme F The Cmchoice should be so obvious (EbDan) And Bbalthough he is mysterious (FBrian) CmDon't you want a man who's Ebtall who's name is Dan Bb And is FJewish
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COne other thing... FEveryone in the Ebband has an STDbD Except for Cme FBy the process of elEbimination You can make deteDbrminations On who just that might Cbe It's BrianF BriaEbn has an STD