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[Intro]

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SPOKEN: You know, Ninja Brian, it's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover, you also have to be a smooth talker. Well, of course I know how to talk to women! Give me a delicious groove, this is what I tell them.
[Verse 1]
Em7Girl, I'm gonna take my flang-A7diddly out and slam it in your fEm7lump (That's rA7ight) Em7Then, without a sound, I'll run my A7tongue all up and down your whole sp'kuEm7nk (You lA7ike that?)
[Verse 2]
Em7Then, I'll flip you 'round and lay you dA7own And rub my gank up on your sEm7hmears (all over your sEm7hmears) Your Em7pliver will start to quiver when I A7grab your stanky nootputs by the Em7fleersA7
[Chorus 1]
D7 Oh! Open your C7heart and give me a taste of your flaD7rmp I'm gonna C7lightly stroke your fflendal 'til you twD7arf Then I will C7gently flick your turfles, baby
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'Til you scream "Oh my God, I'm gonna quambely Bm7so B7hard!"
Em7SPOKEN: A7Damn, that's some smooth Em7talking! Plenty more where A7that came from, UNH!
[Solo 1]
Em7Now it's - oh, horns, sA7orryEm7... A7 Em7 A7 Em7 A7Here we go baby
[Solo 2]
Em7Now it's- Oh wow, a guitar solo toA7o, alright..Em7. A7 Em7 A7 Em7 A7
[Verse 3]
Em7Now it's time for me to take my A7tiddlybits and mash 'em 'til they gEm7ub (Oh A7yeah!) I've Em7got two nasty doodads and they're A7begging for one moment with your shEm7nub (Yea,A7 yea!)
[Chorus 2]
My D7sackity pack is the figgeta-figgeta-fack and it's C7on the attack, lookin' to mack back in your cD7oo We're gonna mate 'til we're drained like two hot C7shmazins and I please you with my sD7hmoo (Woo-hoo!) Dinner is served and C7looks my vagoink is the main...
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dish. So sit down and gobble my spünt or leave if Bm7you B7wish... e|0---------------|----------------| B|--3---0---------|----------------| G|----------3---2-|--0-0---0-------| D|----------------|------2---2-0---| A|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|----------------| . . . .

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to not have a nice taste of my flappy squish.
[Outro]

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SPOKEN: Let her go, Ninja Brian, she's probably just... going to think about it. Well, if you need me, I'll be in my chambers... schnubbing my own gank! (wailing)
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