Ninja Sex Party - Samurai abstinence patrol

^AIn the ^Cmtall skyscrapers of ancient Japan Lived ^Gmtwo great warriors, a dude and a man Who ^D#proclaimed no sex until you are married They were ^BbArin Neverbone and Samurai Barry 5^Cm00 years later, two heroes were born One ^Gmclothed in blue spandex, the other in scorn They ^D#were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest: To ^Bbbring sex to the masses, 'cuz that shit is the best In a ^Cmsuper-hot orgy with ten girls and a mime Danny ^Gmthrusted so hard he ripped a hole in space-time Each ^D#hump could be seen in the ancient night sky Graphic ^Bbshots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply ^CmArin and Barry knew they had to act fast They ^Gmjumped through to the future 'cuz they were dicks from the past They ^D#landed two feet from where NSP was rocking And screamed "^BbDanny, it's your cock that we now will be blocking!

Samur^D#ai A^Cmbstinen^Gmce Patrol To contr^Fol all our junk^Bb is their one ^D#true goal It's a battle for bone^Crs and ro^Gmck and roll Ninja ^FBrian will sta^Cmb them in the ^Dsoul (And the face!) What could this^D# mean for ^FNinja Se^Gmx Party? Will our ^Fheroes be stopped ^Bbfrom their bon^D#ing spree? And will Danny get ^Cfirst place in his spe^Gmlling bee? The ^Fchampionship ^Cmword is "no^Dmenclature!" ^N.CUh... N... O... C ^Gm(buzzer noise) FUCK IT!

The orgy ^Cmground to a halt and they took it outside The ^Gmgirls just went home, the mime probably died ^D#Brian ran at Arin while Barry started screaming Could we ^Bbreally have a future in a world without creaming? All ^Cmhell broke loose with the insane war cry Arin ^Gmsoared through the air. Apparently, he can ^D#fly Danny ^D#mfrench-kissed a girl like he was ^D#king of Versailles Brian ^Bbstabbed some random guy with a different guy The ^Cmbattle raged on 'til the city was wrecked But the ^Gmtwo sides began to have mutual respect "God ^D#damn," Arin yelled. "You must sure love to slam" "You ^Bbdon't even know," said Danny. "That shit is my jam" A ^Cmunion was formed between both rival camps And they ^Gmboth started rocking using NSP's amps But the ^D#cease-fire ended and the battle resumed 'Cuz ^N.CDanny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed

^GSamur^D#ai Absti^Gmnence Patrol Now their ^Ftale will be ^Bbpassed down in ^D#sacred scrolls They were voted "Most Douc^Cmhey" in a re^Gmcent poll Inde^Fpendently-con^Cducted by Dan^Dny and Brian Is the ^D#story over ^Cmor has it jus^Gmt begun? Has the ^Fbattle for bo^Bbning been ^D#lost or won? The question is a ^Fdeep and importa^Gmnt one Just like ^Fhow in God's name ^Cdo you spell "no^Dmenclature?!" ^G Here we go... ^D# N... ^CR C5 (buzzer noise) This is literally fucking impossible!