Ninja Sex Party - Road trip

^G I met a girl a few weeks ago She's so s^Gmart and beautiful ^A When she's around I feel my heart beat Down in the ^Cvery depths of my ^Dsoul So c-c-c-c-^Gc'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags We're going ^Gon a cross-country trip 'Cause if this ^Agirl and I go on one more date We'll start a ^Cmeaningful relation^Dship

^C Let’s hit th^Ge road I ^Dwas so ^Emclose to..^C. personal ^Ggrowth So Cali^Dfornia here I ^Emcome ^C I wanna ^Gbone a^Dcross the ^Emnation ^F Let's bust a ^Cload of summer ^Dfun!

I porked ^Gmost of New York I banged 'em s^Gilly in Philly I had ‘em^G screaming for Balti-more I slapped my ^Agroin on Des Moines And dropped my p^Ahallus in Dallas We’re onl^Cy halfway through da^Dy four

I g-g-g-g-gave some ^GC to DC Bust coco^Gnuts on Miami I shot pu^Gree on Santa Fe I gave some ^Apenix to Phoenix And my nuts r^Aattled Seattle C D So hard they felt it in L.A.

^C Now here we ^Gare in ^DCali^Emfornia ^C These girls are ^Ghot And Brian ^Dbought us a new ^Emyacht ^EmHe killed the previous ow^Cner Let's raise the ^Gsail for a ^Dgonad^Emventure ^F This boner ^Cquest has just be^Dgun!

^C I left 'em ^Gsmitten in Britain And had sex ^Dso hard with Lima it landed ^Emin Argentina ^C Then things got ^Gbeejy in Fiji I had a ^Dfour-way in Norway and started ^Embreedin' with Sweden ^C New Zealand got a ^Gblast of my semen I did some ^Dbutt stuff with Russians until they ^Emgot a concussion ^GI Banged-la^Cdesh! Now there's ^Donly one way to keep things fresh, 'cause...

^C I've conquered ^GEarth It is ^Dtime to ^Emmove on! ^C Let's take a ^Grocket Find some ^Dhot alien ^Emsluts ^EmSet phasers to ^Cthrust No time for ^Gspacesuits I am ^Dway too ^Emhorny! ^F Let's show this ^Cgalaxy what's - HAUKKKKKKKKK