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[Intro] Cm Bb
CmOh hey, did I ever tell you about the time That Ninja Brian and I Bbsaved the world from super monsterCms? Yeah, that's a thing that happened Bb So please, pay attenCmtion I'm talking to you, DouGg. Jesus
[Verse 1]
It's the Cmmiddle of the day but darkness falls on the city It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty And on the G#other side of town something rages down the path If you had a lisp you'd know it's kickin' theriouth ath Mortal eneFmmies since the early days of yore We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war They Gmrumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut They both Gknow they're kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts Not a Cmsingle human being can survive in the vicinity It's kinda like Godzilla squared but also times infinity G#Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place When we got a frantic call from the President of Space Saying, "FmYou're the only hope to save billions of lives" I said, "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives We can Gbe there in an hour if we really, really try." But we didn't, so they ate France, sorry if you died
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RhCminoceratops versus Superpuma D#Giants from the sky with no sense of humor BbEveryone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl One Fshat on Minneapolis, the other St. GPaul RhCminoceratops versus Superpuma D#I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba BbI would be lucky if we live to see dawn They Fkilled a million people and they just stepped on my Glawn CmFuck! I just had that re-sodded That's gonna be like twenty-five dollars, at least Damn it
[Verse 2] A couple hours later NSP hit the scene You know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream
"Where have you G#been?" screamed the president, "We're all under attack!" "I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fucking back!" BrianFm busted out a keyboard and I grabbed my blue bass Some guy said "What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face SuperGmpuma was a girl, RhinoGceratops a dude We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood We Cmrocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance And they lept up on each other in a frenzy of romance I was imG#mediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants Now I can't forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced FmWhen the sex was over they took off into the sky All the world screamed "NSP you are super-awesome guys" So we Gfinished off the night with an amazing rock show Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row
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RhCminoceratops versus Superpuma D#Life on Earth survived, but it was kind of screwed up BbFinally we’re safe, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!" DouFg you suck but that's a story Bbfor another day CmRhinoceratops versus Superpuma D#I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal Choose Bbsex over murder even if you're from the stars Or Fyou might kill a planet and Bbalso scratch my car Cm Son of a bitch! Aw... I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch