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^FmDear Princess, ^Cthis is a message from the battlefront, ^Fmfrom your trusted knight, ^CSir Daniel Sexbang [Verse 1] ^FmI have ^C#ridden ^Ebthousands of ^Bbmiles ^FmI have ^C#survived the ^G#deadliest ^Ebtrials ^FmI've fought through ^C#battles you ^Ebcan't even ^Bbdream For a ^G#taste of your ^Bbpeppermint ^Ccreams

^FmSword and ^C#steed are ^Eball that I've ^Bbhad To ^Fmconquer the ^C#evil ^G#over the ^Ebland But the ^Fmbeacon of ^C#light at the ^Ebend of their ^Bbschemes Was the ^G#thought of your ^Bbpeppermint ^Ccreams

^C#Oh! Talkin' about your ^G#boobies ^C#The peppermint ^Ebcreams are your ^Fmboobies Your boobalicious ^C#boobies OH ^G#GOD! ^F# GAH JUST LEMME ^C#GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ^BbONE TIME!!!!!^C!!

^FmLost in the ^C#dark of ^Ebeternal ^Bbnight ^FmFailing my ^C#quest meant the ^G#end of my ^Eblife And when t^Fmhings were the ^C#worst I ^Ebwanted to ^Bbscream Then I ^G#thought of your ^Bbpeppermint ^Ccreams

^FmNow I ^C#kneel and ^Ebpray to the ^Bbgods ^FmAmidst fallen ^C#cities and ^G#crumbling ^Ebfaçades That I ^Fmshall ^C#return and ^Ebmake you my ^Bbqueen And ^G#bask in your ^Bbpeppermint ^Ccreams

^C#Also your butt! ^G#The term peppermint creams, ^C#also refers to your ^Ebsweet butt! Oh! ^FmYour ass cheeks from ^C#heaven! ^G#AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Which do I like more? ^F#Your boobs or your ^C#butt? GOD ABOVE don't make me ^Bbchoose! I'd rather die than choo^Cse I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!!

^FmAnd with these last words^G# I must now ^Cbid you ^Fmadieu ^FmYou are my princess^G# And I will ^Calways love ^Fmyou...r boobs. It's the boobs. I like the boobs more, I just realized.