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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
DGirl, I'mF#m gonna take you on a date tonightE So put Bon your sexy dress and meetBm me In F#mmy chambers by the fireliEght This Bnight isBm gonna be the best of your life F#mOh yeaF#m7h the mood is rEight You look more BbeautiB7ful than poetry can descrBm7ibe F#m7By the way, do you mind if Ninja BrEian joins us He's promised not Bto kill anyone- Oh never mind
[Chorus]
E It's a party of threAe It's justC#m you and me And a psyBchotic ninja Every girl's EdreaAm Don't make sudden movementC#ms (Waiter) Good evening, would you like an appetizeBr? (Danny) Oh, BriaEn! Do you see what I mAean? C#mNothing's more romantic Than a Bmurder in the second degreEe A You'll be convinced Though I'm C#msensing you're not totally On Bboard with thBmis F#m Was itE the murder thing? B Yeah, I thought it might be
[Verse 2]
BmNow it's after F#mdinner and we're out at the club I'm grEinding up against you and I'm Bstarting to chubB7 (Uh) Bm7Oh you F#m7know girlF#m, we're makin' it woErk While Brian goes comB7pletely fucking apeshit berseBm7rk There were Fm300 people at this club Brian Ekilled 297, so that Bleaves us with aE
[Chorus]
Party of thrAee If human C#mlife were a keyboard He'd be Bgluing down Control-Alt-DelEete A Don't make direct eye contact! (DJ) C#mYo I'm the DJ! Who wants to dance? BAhg! (Danny) OK Brian, we get iEt Girl you're looking at mAe C#mLike your feeling sick I'll take you Bhome and give you vitamin EP A That stands for penis C#mNothing will come between us BBrian, lay down a tasty bridge
[Bridge]
BDamn girl, we had such a great night BIt's a shame more bystanders couldn't have survived BWe're going back to my place where we're gonna make love At the Amoment of completion I'll release a flock of doves BLet me lay the foundation of the state of our relations BmThere's gonna be temptation then sensations of vibration Followed by the cremation of your sexual Bfrustration AEnding in the culmination of elation consummation There's N.Cjust one thing I think I forgot to mention N.CNinja Brian's gonna be there giving us his full attention N.CCause nothing could be hotter than our sensual embrace N.CWith a ninja staring at us three inches from your face
[Chorus]
E It's a party of thrAee C#mWelcome to my kingdom of SlaBmalot You are the new EqueenA APlease take your throne C#mTogether we'll rule this majestic Bbedroom alone Oh, hey BriaEn I think we all can agrAee It's time for C#mme to plow your fields and Sow the Bseeds of a new family EtreeA We're young and freC#me Come on, babBy It's just you anEd meA C#m B And Ninja BrianE