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Tuning: E A D G B E
NB: A/G and Cadd9 chords can be replaced with plain A and C chords for ease of playing. [PROLOGUE] D G A D G D A D Bm G A D G Bm A D
G(SBmpokAenD): Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here foran orgy tonight, but I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for...
[Verse 1]
GStacey had a headAache, DJenny was in jail, BmBrenda had to work Alate, Kate Dwas getting Jenny's bail. GAngela got scurAvy, DAshley caught a cold, ASally's dad exploded (that's what I was told...)
MiGchelle had to play checAkers, DAnn was bakin' pies, BmWendy's dad exploAded too (Dthat might've been a lie). GPam had Frisbee™ leAssons,D Stella had ballet, Anow I'm by myself but I can have fun anyway, so...
[Pre-Chorus 1]
GDim (dim) the A/Glights. RemGmaj7ove (remove) my Atights (YEAH!) [Chorus 1] DNobody's Gsure, but I'm Agonna have some Dfun, GLet's get this parDty started: it's Aan orgy for DoneA! It's Bmme and my Ghand and it's Ahotter that the Dsun, So Gbreak out the Bmtissues: it's Aan orgy for Done! I'm Gworking out Bmmy issues in Aan orgy for Done!
[Verse 2]
GMargaret's cat was nauAseous, DJean was way too shy, BmSteve was not inviAted beDcause he was a guy. GClaire was parasaiAling, Brooke Dsaid she was in space, Abut it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base, so...
[Pre-Chorus 2]
GThrough (through) the nA/Gight, my Gmaj7grasp (my grasp) is Atight (OH!) [Chorus 2] DBeatin' so Ghard you'd Athink I was a Ddrum, GI don't even Dcare, it's Aan orgy for DoneA! I'm Bmhere all Galone and I'm Atugging on Dmy plums It's Gnot just masBmturbation, it's Aan orgy for Done It's a Gfucking ceBmlebration: it's Aan orgy for Done!
Bb Cadd2 D Or--- gy---- for one----- Bb Cadd2 A Or--- gy---- for one----- [GUITAR SOLO] D G A D G D A D Bm G A D G Bm A D G Bm A D [Pre-Chorus 3]
GSix (six) -tyA/Gnine (-tynine), withGmaj7out (without) the 'nA/Gine' (the 'nine') GPour (pour) the A/Gwine (the wine). I'm Gmaj7mine (I'm mine), all mAine!
[Chorus 3]
I'm Dbatting a Gthousand and Anailing eveDryone, GThank you eveDrybody at Athis orgy for DoneA! These Bmpillows are Gstacked to look Avaguely like a Dbutt You Gknow I'm goBmin' for it: it's Aan orgy for Done! My Gjunk is getBmting sore and it'sA an orgy forD one! You Gknow that I'll Bmbe scoring at the Aorgy... for
Bb Cadd2 D One (Or--- gy---- for one-----) Bb Cadd2 D Or--- gy---- for one-----