Ninja Sex Party - Objects of desire

^ESince I moved into your place, ^Bone year ago today, ^C#mour relationship has deepened, ^Ain a spiritual way.

^EAs time swept gently forward, ^BAnd winter turned to spring, ^C#mI know you so much better, ^Abecause I fucked all your things.

^EI put my package in your mailbox, ^Bmade love to all your chairs, ^C#mdropped a load inside your washer, ^AWent down on all your stairs

^EI took your cabinets from the front end, ^Byour sofa from behind, ^C#mI looked deep into your vacuum's eyes, ^Aand then we sixty-nined!

^EThanks in advance ^Bfor not judging ^C#mme, or this a^Aspect of my soul.

^EWhen I dick-^Bsmash all of your be^C#mlongings, ^Ais when I'm finally w^Ehole.

^EI boned your ^Acouches and your telephone, and all your scented candles and your d^Eictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle.

I had ^C#msex with your whole kitchen, with no boundaries and no limits, and your l^Bamp was looking so good, that you know I had to hit it.

Your ^Awallet and your toothbrush, and your jacket and your red hat. Are you ^Emad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that. Your c^C#marpet and your furniture, your windows and the curtains, and I l^Bicked your stamp collection. (N.C) I dicked your floor for certain!

^EI'm glad I ^Bgot this off my c^C#mhest. My ^Asoul has taken flight. ^EDon't slam the ^Bdoor on your way out ^C#mdarling, Because ^AI'm slamming it ton^Eight.