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Tuning: E A D G B E
Ninja Sex Party - Next To You Strawberries and Cream Note: During the verses, I suggest playing E as an open chord, while in the chorus playing it as a barre on the 7th fret. It helps the guitar keep up with the general contour of how Brian plays the piano. [Intro] B E A C#m B B E A [Verse 1]
BWe'd been Efriends for many Ayears Until I C#mfinally confBessed BThat I've Ealways loved you Adearly But yC#mou were unimpBressed
BIf I can Enever be your Alover I'll acC#mcept our desBtiny BAnd I'll Eembrace your gift Aof friendship
As I jack off constantly [Chorus]
EOh, IB'll be there to lF#ift you when you fall EWith one arm around your Bshoulder and the F#other on my balls EOh, iBf you need me yF#ou just have to call GCause I'll be next to F#7you
Masturbating B E A C#m
B E 1A, 2, 3, let's do it! [Verse 2] BThrough the Egood times and the Abad I will do C#meverything IB can BLike if you eEver need help mAoving I can C#mjerk off in theB van BIf your car Ebreaks on the rAoad I'll grab my C#mcrank and pick yBou up BAnd we can Edrive away toAgether
As I lotion up my junk [Chorus]
EOh, it Bdoesn't matter F#where our lives will lead us EI will always stand beBside you, both in sF#pirit and in penis EOh, exBcuse me but I hF#ave to go dry clean this GCause I've been next to F#7you MasturGbating
[Bridge]
GLook, I know this may seem weird,F# but it's not F#Every friendship I've ever had has been like this GYou should know that I'm not doing this for myself It's partly for you, Abut most of allG, I'm dAoing thisF#
For America! [Chorus]
EOh, Btell me everyF#thing that's in your heart EThis is Claire, we're gonna Bmake out You just F#go ahead and start EIf it escalates to Bboning It means I'm F#listening super hard GCause I'll be next to F#7you
EOh, wait, Claire Bbrought a friend We're F#gonna have a threesome EAnd a crowd of people's Bgathered To watch me bF#ang both her and Lisa EOh, when Bthis is done you and F#I are getting pizza GCause I'll be next to F#7you MasturBbating B E ASlash having a threesome with C#mClairBe B E But still masturbating A