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Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection) Ninja Sex Party Album: Strawberries and Cream I've left the spoken parts open to interpretation, they're pretty easy to guess from the song though Chords mostly from Riffstation with some correction ***
GOhA mGy F#mgod,Em StF#macy!Bm DiEmd I tell you about my date with Steve last week? You went out with Steve? He's so cute! I know! He took me out to this little restaurant-
EveryGbody shut up! I Ahave an erection It Bmonly happens 87 times a day Just Gstop what you're doing And witness Apenis perfection DThis is more important than what you have to say! Your Gstory can wait, 'cause I am Avery erect Now let's Bmall take a minute to watch my Bmdick and reflect Your Emspirit's in peace, no need to F#mcall the police BmPlease hold your applause
GInA cGonBmcluEmsioF#mn, yBmour honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but... Mrs. Donnovan!
EveryGbody shut up! I Ahave an erection If BmJustice is blind, she's gonna miss this display It's Ghard as steel but still evaded Ametal detection DThis is more important than what you have to say! Judge, don't Ggive me that robe, 'cause then noAbody could see This Bmpillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me Who could Emargue a case with so much F#mdick in your face? BmPlease hold your applause
Do you Emever take a moment And look F#mup at the stars? And Gthink about your life And just how Astupid you are If it Emmakes you feel better I'm a F#mfucking rock star C
With an amazing penis
But Emenough about you Let's focus F#mmore on my crotch It's as Gtangy as whiskey And hits you Aharder than scotch You might not Emget what I'm sayin' So just F#msit back and watch DLook, (gasp!) it's still my penis
GLaAdiBmes BmandG gAenBmtleBmmen, as president of the United States I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on-
Shut Gup! Mr. President, I Ahave an erection! BmHere's a tricky dick that cannot be impeached GCheck out my nutsack, it could Aswing an election DThis is more important than your boring-ass speech! GFor one nation, indivisiAble under God We Bmall stand together and peep my glorious rod Hey, Emthose guys look fun, oh wait, are F#mthey holding guns? Bm ( D ) Please hold your app-