Ninja Sex Party - Eating food in the shower
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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro]
Cm Eb Bb Db Eb Fm
Cm Eb Bb
SPOKEN: Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together.
You've got your career. I've got, my..uh I do stuff.
But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON!
[Verse 1]
FmI'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman
Every day you wake up for work at Bbthe crack of Cmnine
FmThen we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast
God knows we need both but there Bbjust ain't no Cmtime
FmBut I've found a way to get the most out of our day
I prepaFmred you this buffet
So Bbmgrab a tray, take off your clothes and Csus4follow mCe
[Chorus 1]
Let's Gmeat our F/Afood in Bbthe shower
Just Eblook at the Bbtime we've F7saved
GmNothing unEblocks aBb meal's flavor potential
Like Ebturning up Bba faucet F/Ahead from pulse to spray
We're Gmeating F/Afood in Bbthe shower
Ain't this roEbmantic, it's Bbjust like F7rain
Although I've GmdefiniteEbly had crisBbpier toast in my life
And there's a Ebhuge amount Bbof bacon F/Acollecting in your drain!
[Bridge]
Gm Fsus4 F
Bbsus4 Bb Absus4 Ab
Gb(b5) Gb Gb(b5) Gb
Csus C
SPOKEN: That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked?
I gotta tell you I - whoops.
Sorry I'll get that, that was...
WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me.
[Verse 2]
FmNow it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin'
It's our 3 day anniversary, Bblet's celeCmbrate
ReserFmvation for two at a candlelight dinner
Right inside your own bathroom, what a Bbconvenient Cmdate!
Sit down Fmat the tub-shaped table, give your order to the waiter
And Fmhold my pruney hand
I also Bbmhired a harpist and mariCachi band (mi amor!)
[Chorus 2]
GmEating F/Afood in Bbthe shower
But just beEbtween us I Bbdon't deF7ny
All the Gmdrinks are waEbtered down, Bbthere's shampoo in my tacos
Also I Ebasked a bunch Bbof friends if F/Athey would like to stop by (hi!)
We're Gmeating F/Afood in Bbthe shower
This is the Ebpinnacle Bbof your F7year
The night is Gmonly getEbtin' better aBbs we get wetter and wetter
Hey is this Ebmayo or BbconditioF/Aner I have no idea
[Outro]
Cm Eb Bb Db Eb Fm
Cm Eb Bb
Fm Gm
SPOKEN: Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!