Ninja Sex Party - Dragon slayer

^Cm(Why hell^Abo the^Ebre.^Bb You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case...)

^Cm This guy plays football But I ^Abonce won the whole S^Ebuper Bow^Bbl by myself ^Cm This guy is a weightlifter But I can ben^Abch an entire c^Ebontinental s^Bbhelf

^Cm That dude is a scientist But I ^Abalready cured all d^Ebiseas^Bbes last week ^Cm And if that's not enough lemme ask When was ^Fmlast time one of these dicks killed a ^Gmmotherfuckin' mythical beast?

^Ab Oh yeah, ^EbI will rock your w^Bborld Cause I'm a ^Fmdragon slayer, girl! ^Ab I shall ^Ebnow expose my ^Bbchest ^CmDon't act like you're not impressed

^Ab How hard did ^EbI just seal the ^Bbdeal With my ^Fmdragon slayer ^Dbsteel Do you ^Db(b5)feel all my ^Dbsexy ap^Db(b5)peal And my ^Gsusstory that's so very ^Gtotally real

^Cm I rode up to the mountaintop It was n^Abinety million hundred fifty ^Ebthousand hundred ^Bbfeet in the air ^Cm Til I found the Dragon's cave And I fo^Abught through his army of a^Ebwesome kar^Bbate bears

^Cm The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell And we f^Abought so hard I missed a long^Ebstanding appo^Bbintment for brunch ^Cm Then I swung my horse like a club And it c^Fmaused a sonic boom that ruptured ^Gmspace and then exploded the sun

^Ab Oh yeah, ^Ebyou are now in l^Bbove With both my ^Fmdragon slaying nuts ^Ab I killed a ^Ebdemon with these h^Bbands Did I ^Cmsay I'm also in a band?

^Ab In case ^Ebyou might need more p^Bbroof I brought the ^Fmdragon right to y^Dbou O^Db(b5)oh! it's the ^Dbone that I s^Db(b5)lew He'll ^Gsusattest that my story is ^Gtotally true.

^Cm(Drag^Abon da^Fmnce^Ab!) ^{G Cm}I am a ^Abdragon. Not some ^Fmguy Dan met at the bus station ^Abin a dragon s^Guit

^Ab Girl let's ^Ebgo back to my p^Bblace Nothing fancy, just a ^Fmhuge mansion in space ^Ab Can you ^Ebguess what's coming n^Bbext? Here's a ^Cmhint: I'm talking about sex

^Ab This is the ^Ebbest day of your l^Bbife You'll be my ^Fmdragon slayer w^Dbife All ri^Db(b5)ght! Now it's t^Dbime to dec^Db(b5)ide Which lucky ^Gsusone of us is gonna be your ^Glover tonight?

^Cm(Oh, ^EbI see^Cm you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And... the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!)