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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Gm Bb F Gm Bb Dm Eb F [Verse 1]
GmOnce uBbpon a Fmorning Gmdawn BbNinja BriDman and I Ebhappened uFpon A gold Gmpond, In a Bbforest enFchanted Gmwhere we Bbboth gazed uDmpon a bold Ebsight so Ffair
See Gmthere, beBbneath the blue FwaterGmfall A Bbmermaid was Dmswimming and Ebmy heart, enFthralled, Became Gmlost in the Bbbeautiful Flines of her Gmface For Bbevery lithe Dmmovement was Ebexquisite Fgrace
[Pre-Chorus]
I Gmtrembled in Bbsilence at the Flove of my Gmlife Such a Bbdelicate Dmmoment, I must Ebplay this just Fright
[Chorus]
"EbHey, do you like Bbpizza!?" I Ebscreamed loud as Bbshit Then I Bbgrabbed a whole Gmpizza, threw the Ebfuck out of Fit It Gmsoared through the Fair like some Ebpizza-ass Bbdoves Now Ebmarvel and Bbwitness the Ebglory Fof...
BblooFooGmoovFe.Eb.. Bb Gm F Bb
[Spoken Interlude]

N.C.

Here comes the pizza!
[Verse 2]
The Gmmermaid looked Bboff with her Fhair in the bGmreeze For Bbshe'd noticed Dmnot my love Ebletter of Fcheese I don't Gmsee how I Bbmay get Fher soul to Gmlisten Like Bbsunlight she Dmshines, like Ebcrystals, she Fglistens
I Gmneed to Bbdream an inFgenious new Gmscheme So Bbthis angel Dmshall open Ebher heart to Fme
[Chorus]
"EbMore pizza, BbBrian!" with Ebonions and Bbham, too Now Bbcoat me in Gmpizza and Ebthrow me, godFdamn you! As Gmchoirs of Fangels sing Ebout to the Bbsky In a Ebcheese crust of Bbpassion, my Ebtrue love Fshall...
BbflyFyyGmy..F. Eb Bb Gm F Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb
[Spoken]: Ah, my legs! God, they're definitely broken! Oh no, a handsome merman has just appeared! He's brought the mermaid filet mignon, Brian. That's a clearly superior dish. Now they're boning, wow, that was fast Hold on, I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her. Aarghh! Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital, please? No? Cool. Fuck you guys.