Tuning: E A D G B E

[Transposing up +2 semitones (using the buttons on the left) makes for an easier key to play in, though these are the chords from the original recording] [OVERTURE]

^Dm(Somewhere deep in the slow, eternal depths of the heavens drifts a planet called simply "Earth" And among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet are two incredible heroes, destined to save the future from itself)

A Dm G C

^F/A(Hey^Bb Ni^Cadd4nja Bria^F/An, I^Bb ma^Cadd4de a tim^F/Ae ma^Bbchi^Cadd4ne space^F/Aship^Bb. Y^Cadd4ou... wanna go on it?) (...) (Yeah okay, cool)

^GmSoaring through the g^Falaxy, the ^Csus4stars and sky al^Cign ^GmThe speed of light's for p^Fussies; we're going ^Ebat the speed of B^Ebsus2rian ^GmFlying towards the s^Fexual peak of ^Csus4history and t^Cime ^Db(Com^Abpute^Cbr, s^Gbet a^F sexy course for the sexiest year)

^F/ASixt^Bby-n^Cadd4ine ^F/ASixt^Bby-n^Cadd4ine ^F/A(Six^Bbty-^Cadd4nine) I've got my space suit ^F/A(Six^Bbty-^Cadd4nine) And ninety pounds of space lube

^DbCrossing ^Ebm/Dbthrough int^Ab/Dbo a fuckin' w^Dbormhole beyond the ^Ebm/DbMilky Wa^Ab/Dby ^Eb/DbThat shit's ^Dbfar To a ^Dbtime of ^Ebm/DbEarth so f^Ab/Dbar into the f^Dbuture where e^Dbsus4veryone gets l^Dbaid ^Eb/DbTwice as har^Dbd We're ^Dnoble ^Em/Dknights of h^A/Donor on a f^Dierce and sultry b^Em/Dutt crusa^A/Dde ^E/DHere we ^Dare

^AOp^Dmen the ^Gbay ^Cdoors and ^F/ALet's ^Bblive the ^Cadd4dream Give the ^F/Aworld a ^Bbdouble ^Cadd4team I ^F/Abet it's a ^Bbbillion ^Cadd4person orgy in an ^F/Aocean ^Bbof whipped c^Cadd4ream

[SOLILOQUY]

^Cm(Wai^Gmt, t^Fhis place isn't sexy at all! And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed)

^Eb I can't be^Bblieve my eyes, but it's a ^Abworld without sex Every^Cmone here just wears ^Gmfull length pants and loose ^Ffitting turtlenecks Men and ^Ebwomen wa^Fve to each ^Gmother ^Dbfrom a re^Ebspectable distance Wit^Ebhout the ^Fthrill of b^Gmoning, ^Dbwhat is li^Ebfe? We must ^Ebspeak to the ^FCouncil of ^GmDick Eld^Dbers...

[CONFRONTATION]

...t^Gmonight (^EbExcu^Bbse m^Fe, Dick Elders?)[What do you want?] ^Gm I know it's most unu^Ebsual to ^Bbcome before you ^Fso But the ^Gmplanet Earth sucks ^Ebballs now that no ^Bbone's allowed to ^Fbone We've ^Gmcome from the past to intro^Ebduce you to ass [Wait! You're ^BbNinja Sex Party! You will ^Fruin our plans!] ^GmGuar^Eb7ds! ^Gm ^Eb7Sound the ^Gmalar^Eb7ms! ^Gm ^Eb7

^GmIf p^Eb7eople^Gm hav^Eb7e sex, they'll break a thousand-year spell ^GmTher^Eb7e'll ^Gmbe a^Eb7 revolution and they'll think for themselves ^GmWe c^Eb7ontro^Gml th^Eb7is planet of unsatisfied wood ^GmWhy ^Eb7does ^Gmbein^Eb7g evil always feel so damn good?

^AFuck ^Dmthat ^Gbull^Cshit ^F/AWe'll ^Bbmake it ^Cadd4right Get ^F/Aready for ^Bba sexy ^Cadd4fight My ^F/Adick's the ^Bbspark of ^Cadd4hope and a revo^F/Alution ^Bbshall i^Cadd4gnite

(Toni^Gmght,) We're ^Ftaking flight, we ^Csus4have to find a g^Cirl ^Gm[Shoot the fucking ^Eb7lasers! ^GmShoot the fucking ^Eb7lasers at 'em!] ^GmShow her what it ^Fmeans to love, and ^Ebfix this broken ^Ebsus2world ^Gm[All the fuckin ^Eb7lasers! ^GmAll the fuckin ^Eb7lasers at 'em!] ^GmA new sex king will ^Frule; let the boner ^Csus4banners be un^Cfurled

[DISCOVERY]

^Db(Nin^Abja B^Cbrian^Gb, lo^Fok at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair. I'm immediately in love!) ^F/A(Six^Bbty-^Cadd4nine) She spent a life all alone ^F/A(Six^Bbty-^Cadd4nine) Wanna take her to the bone zone ^F/A(Six^Bbty-^Cadd4nine) Make her feel the pleasure ^F/A(Six^Bbty-^Cadd4nine) On a lonely treasure

Cm Gm F

^Cm I can't bel^Gmieve my eyes, but you're the ^Fgirl of my dreams Let's both t^Ebear all of our clot^Bbhes off like two pa^Abnts-hating wolverines The ^Cmlove we make will s^Gmave the Earth from this op^Fpressive dick regime

(^EbWhoa-^Foh-^Gmoh) We're ^Dbhaving sex now (^EbWhoa-^Foh-^Gmoh) ^N.C.To change the world (^EbWhoa-^Foh-^Gmoh) You ^Dbbrought your friends now (^EbWhoa-^Foh-^Gmoh) ^N.C.Oh shit, they're girls!

[REVOLUTION]

^Cm I think it's ^Gmobvious that people ^Fliked our sexy show A multi-^Ebbillion person o^Bbrgy has broken o^Abut all across the globe The ^Cmhuman race, much l^Gmike my junk, will ^Fnow be free to grow (let's go!)

(^EbWhoa-^Foh-^Gmoh) But what a^Dbbout the Elders? (^EbWhoa-^Foh-^Gmoh) We ^N.C.tore their world to shreds (^EbWhoa-^Foh-^Gmoh) Maybe the^Dby'll be cool with it (^EbWhoa-^Foh-^Gmoh) (Oh hey, Dick Elders! How's it goin'?)

^N.C.[You two are fucking...] [ESCAPE]

^Gm[...dead!] So much fo^Ebr that, it's ^Bbtime to put on ^Fpants And run a^Gmway from their Death A^Ebrmy which is ^Bbstarting to adv^Fance ^Gm[Shoot the fucking ^Eb7lasers! W^Gmay more fucking ^Eb7lasers at 'em!] ^Gm We can't die, we're wa^Eby too young and there are ^Bbso many girls to b^Fone ^Gm[Shoot the fucking ^Eb7lasers! W^Gmay more fucking ^Eb7lasers at 'em!] ^Gm But now we're c^Ebornered with our ^Bbbacks against the w^Fall!

^Gm[(It's all over, Danny Sexbang! Your time has come! But first, we're gonna take care of your ninja friend, here!)] *slash* *screams*

^AGod^Dmdamn, ^GBri^Can ^F/AYou ^Bbkilled them ^Cadd4all Now the ^F/Aempi^Bbre will ^Cadd4fall I ^F/Ahave to s^Bbay in re^Cadd4trospect that was ^F/Aeasier th^Bban I tho^Cadd4ught! (oh yeah!)

[FAREWELL]

^Gm Our ^Fwork here's done, the f^Csus4uture is se^Ccure But my ^Gmgirl and I have ^Fone last farewell ^Ebslam just to be ^Ebsus2sure For ^Gmunderneath those ^Frockin' boobs lies a ^Csus4heart that is so p^Cure

^Db(Tak^Abe ca^Cbre o^Gbf th^Fis world for me, my darling, I will always love you) ^F/A(Wha^Bbt i^Cadd4s your na^F/Ame b^Bby t^Cadd4he way? K^F/Arist^Bben?^Cadd4 Ah, a be^F/Aauti^Bbful^Cadd4 name Until that glorious day when we meet again, Katie, farewell!)

Now let us f^F/Aly ^Bb ^Cadd4 Into the n^F/Aight sk^Bby ^Cadd4 And we'll ra^F/Aise a ^Bbglass to a^Cadd4ss In a final g^F/Aoodb^Bbye ^Cadd4 ^F/ATo s^Bbixt^Cadd4y-nine^F/A, si^Bbxty^Cadd4-nine ^F/ASixt^Bby-n^Cadd4ine si^F/Axty-^Bbnin^Cadd4e (Sixty-nine) Let us be g^F/Aone ^Bb ^Cadd4 (Sixty-nine) Our quest is ^F/Alife-^Bblon^Cadd4g (Sixty-nine) It's a s^F/Aexy ^Bbdes^Cadd4tiny so let's rock the f^F/Auck ^Bbon ^Cadd4 ^F/ASixt^Bby-n^Cadd4ine, s^F/Aixty^Bb-ni^Cadd4ne

^G/F Fuck ^Fyeah ^G/F Fuck ^Fyeah

Notes: - I came up with these chords on keyboard so some of these chords probably suck for guitar. - "F/A Bb Cadd4" can just be "F Bb C", though it won't sound as faithful to the source. - For the chords in the "fuckin' wormhole" section, the bass notes can be ignored for simplicity. - Yes, Cb and Gb are just B and F#. There's a hard-to-explain but good music theory reason for why it's notated that way and it would physically pain me to see it written with B and F#. Trust me please?

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