My Terrible Friend - When i decide

^GDarlin' there's a river n^Dear the house where I grew^Am up ^C And I thin^Gk it might be moving fast enoug^Dh ^C And there'^Gs a silence there so thick t^Dhat you could stick a knife in it ^{Am C} Or any^Gthing that you've been d^Dreaming of ^{C G}

And you should know that my a^Emffections are always tr^Due ^G And my heart's got^Em a tricky valve that beats for nob^Cody but you ^D

^C And when I decide t^Go kill you ^C I'll do it with my hands ^{D C}And fine gloves worth the death of a gentleman ^{Em D C}My words may seem mighty h^Gollow ^CBut don't doubt that I can ^D 'Cos^C I've got long fingers for a woman

Last nigh^Gt I found a note you wro^Dte and left inside my room ^{Am C} And picked ^Gapart the words you didn't ^Dchoose ^C I wrote o^Gut every one and then I^D hid them around your roo^Amm ^C This love is b^Gound with heart and guts and^D glue ^{C G}

May I say th^Emat my intentions are thr^Dough and through ^G And there's a twitch in^Em my left eyebrow that tics for nobody b^Cut you ^D

^C And when I decide t^Go kill you ^C I'll do it with my hands ^{D C}And fine gloves worth the death of a gentleman ^{Em D C}My words may seem mighty h^Gollow ^CBut don't doubt that I can ^D 'Cos^C I've got long fingers for a woman

^C And when I decide t^Go kill you ^C I'll do it with my hands ^{D C}And fine gloves worth the death of a gentleman ^{Em D C}My words may seem mighty h^Gollow ^CBut don't doubt that I can ^D 'Cos^C I've got long fingers for a woman

If I ^Amshould seem distracted Oh, you needn't b^Ce confused 'Cos darl^Gin', you have no idea the things I'd do for you ^D Th^Amere's a hole that's in the wall there And I put i^Ct there for you (Harsh:) 'Cos darl^Gin' you have no idea the th^Dings I'd do to you ^{G C G}

^C And when I decide t^Go kill you ^C I'll do it with my hands ^{D C}And fine gloves worth the death of a gentleman ^{Em D C}My words may seem mighty h^Gollow ^CBut don't doubt that I can ^D 'Cos^C I've got long fingers for a woman